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Mr. Douchebag - Your Favorite Martian.lrc

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[00:00.000] 作词 : Ray William Johnson
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ray William Johnson
[00:08.349]You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
[00:10.647]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[00:12.599]You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
[00:14.818]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[00:17.110]Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
[00:20.957]You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
[00:23.458]You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
[00:25.255]Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye)
[00:30.752]'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months)
[00:34.614]Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive
[00:38.506]But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
[00:43.130]Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
[00:47.176]Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game
[00:52.160]Dear Mr. Douchebag
[00:54.160]We all agree that
[00:56.175]You are a dumbass
[00:58.473]Why can't you see that?
[01:00.457]You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
[01:02.738]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[01:04.754]You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
[01:07.020]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[01:09.300]Dear Mr.Douchebag, do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
[01:13.854]Or boast about high school rugby?
[01:16.088]"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
[01:18.543]And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid?
[01:22.551]You douchebags are a lot of the same
[01:24.832]"Dude,let's go, this place is full of grenades"
[01:27.098]Always trying to look cool,like it's a full-time career
[01:30.676]That's why yo'Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
[01:35.699]You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
[01:39.196]So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon
[01:48.178]Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr.Douchebag
[01:50.958]We all agree that
[01:52.942]You are a dumbass
[01:54.912]Why can't you see that?
[01:56.957]You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
[01:59.521]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[02:01.506]You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
[02:03.740]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[02:06.051]Inconsiderate,ignorant
[02:08.349]You drink,you get belligerent
[02:10.333]You think anybody finds you amusing?
[02:12.349]No,no, no, not even a little bit
[02:14.879]You always find a way to stop all the fun
[02:18.324]Like,when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs
[02:22.714]De-dear Mr.Douchebag,
[02:25.263]I caught you bragging again
[02:27.230]Trust me,man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
[02:32.544]You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
[02:36.476]"But,dude, I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
[02:40.301]No,you're not, come on
[02:41.205]Dear Mr.DoucheBag
[02:43.208]We all agree that
[02:45.426]You are a dumbass
[02:47.426]Why can't you see that?
[02:49.427]You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
[02:52.004]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[02:53.723]You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
[02:56.005]Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
[02:58.394]Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
[03:02.531](You're a douchebag do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-douchebag)
[03:07.255]Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
[03:11.114](You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
[03:15.724]Refusing to let go when she says no
[03:20.067](You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
[03:24.458]Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
[03:28.801](You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
[03:34.159]"Dude,it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on
[03:39.257]Where the hell is my protein shake?"
text lyrics
作词 : Ray William Johnson
作曲 : Ray William Johnson
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye)
'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months)
Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game
Dear Mr. Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Dear Mr.Douchebag, do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid?
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude,let's go, this place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool,like it's a full-time career
That's why yo'Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon
Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr.Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Inconsiderate,ignorant
You drink,you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No,no, no, not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like,when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs
De-dear Mr.Douchebag,
I caught you bragging again
Trust me,man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
"But,dude, I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
No,you're not, come on
Dear Mr.DoucheBag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag,do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
(You're a douchebag do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
(You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Refusing to let go when she says no
(You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
(You're a douchebag,do-douchebag, Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
"Dude,it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on
Where the hell is my protein shake?"