[00:00.00] 作曲 : Trey Parker/Robert Lopez/Matt Stone
[00:00.58]Do you have any idea where Pirce
[00:01.87]they're sending you, Elder Price?
[00:03.10]Well, of course we don't really
[00:04.37]have final say over where we get sent but,
[00:06.38]I have been praying to be sent to
[00:08.16]my favorite place in the whole world.
[00:09.90]Well, if you prayed for a location,
[00:11.37]I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen.
[00:13.59]
[00:14.19]You're like the smartest, best,
[00:16.05]most deserving elder the center's ever seen.
[00:19.28]Aw, c'mon, you guys.
[00:20.57]
[00:21.41]The most important time of
[00:23.33]a Mormon kid's life is his mission
[00:26.72]
[00:28.37]A chance to go out and help heal
[00:30.79]the world, that's my mission
[00:33.12]
[00:34.70]Soon I'll be off in a different place
[00:37.53]
[00:38.41]Helping the whole human race
[00:40.78]
[00:41.76]I know my mission will be something incredible
[00:47.07]
[00:48.31]Elders, form a line and step forward
[00:51.72]when your name is called. Elder Young.
[00:55.17]Yes, sir.
[00:56.02]Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant.
[00:59.09]
[01:01.52]And your mission location is... Norway.
[01:05.58]Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!
[01:10.46]
[01:16.43]Two by two
[01:17.46]We're marching door to door
[01:19.09]'cause God loves Mormons
[01:20.63]And he wants some more
[01:22.31]A two-year mission
[01:23.78]Is our sacrifice
[01:25.08]We are the Army of the
[01:26.51]Church of Jesus Christ
[01:27.66]of Latter-Day Saints
[01:29.10]Two by two
[01:30.14]And today we'll know
[01:31.57]
[01:32.10]Who will make the journey
[01:33.32]When and where we'll go
[01:34.90]We're fighting for a cause
[01:36.38]But we're really, really nice
[01:37.75]We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
[01:40.55]of Latter-Day Saints
[01:41.84]Elder White and Elder Smith.
[01:44.40]Oh, I knew we'd get paired together.
[01:46.82]Your location will be... France.
[01:50.11]France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!
[01:53.78]Two by two
[01:54.95]I guess it's you and me
[01:56.68]We're off to reach across land and sea
[01:59.81]Satan has ahold of France
[02:01.32]We need to knock him off his perch
[02:02.99]We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
[02:05.28]of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
[02:07.61]Elder Cross and Elder Green,
[02:10.16]you will be serving in Japan.
[02:13.61]
[02:15.01]Land of soy sauce!
[02:16.36]And Mothra!
[02:17.67]Elder Harris and Elder Brown...
[02:20.13]
[02:21.35]Heavenly Father
[02:22.83]Where will I go on my mission?
[02:27.26]Will it be China
[02:28.64]Or Old Mexico on my mission?
[02:32.61]It could be San Fran by the bay
[02:36.45]Australia where they say, "g'day"
[02:38.67]
[02:39.47]But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
[02:44.32]Orlando
[02:47.27]I love you, Orlando
[02:50.63]Sea World
[02:52.29]and Disney
[02:53.35]and Putt-Putt Golfing
[02:58.35]Elder Price.
[02:59.66]
[03:00.25]Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham.
[03:04.12]That's me! That's me! Hello!
[03:07.44]Oh, hi.
[03:08.70]And your mission location is... Uganda.
[03:14.82]
[03:17.73]Uganda.
[03:18.96]
[03:24.03]Africa.
[03:24.78]
[03:25.82]Oh boy, like Lion King!
[03:28.99]
[03:29.85]Two by two
[03:30.75]And now it's time to go
[03:32.37]Our paths have been revealed
[03:33.59]so let's start the show
[03:35.79]Our shirts are clean and pressed
[03:37.01]And our haircuts are precise
[03:38.46]We are the Army of the Church
[03:40.05]We are the Army of the Church
[03:41.49]We are the Army of the Church of Jesus
[03:43.37]
[03:45.11]
[03:45.83]
[03:58.48]Two by two
[03:59.27]We march for victory
[04:00.78]
[04:01.36]Armed with the greatest book in history
[04:04.08]We'll convert everyone
[04:05.81]All across the planet Earth
[04:09.52]That is the beauty of
[04:11.56]The essence of
[04:12.70]The purpose of
[04:13.70]The mission of
[04:14.77]The soldiers of the Army of
[04:15.74]the Church of Jesus Christ
[04:25.49]of Latter-Day Saints

作曲 : Trey Parker/Robert Lopez/Matt Stone
Do you have any idea where Pirce
they're sending you, Elder Price?
Well, of course we don't really
have final say over where we get sent but,
I have been praying to be sent to
my favorite place in the whole world.
Well, if you prayed for a location,
I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen.
You're like the smartest, best,
most deserving elder the center's ever seen.
Aw, c'mon, you guys.
The most important time of
a Mormon kid's life is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal
the world, that's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be something incredible
Elders, form a line and step forward
when your name is called. Elder Young.
Yes, sir.
Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant.
And your mission location is... Norway.
Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!
Two by two
We're marching door to door
'cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more
A two-year mission
Is our sacrifice
We are the Army of the
Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints
Two by two
And today we'll know
Who will make the journey
When and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause
But we're really, really nice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints
Elder White and Elder Smith.
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together.
Your location will be... France.
France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!
Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to reach across land and sea
Satan has ahold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Elder Cross and Elder Green,
you will be serving in Japan.
Land of soy sauce!
And Mothra!
Elder Harris and Elder Brown...
Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China
Or Old Mexico on my mission?
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say, "g'day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando
I love you, Orlando
Sea World
and Disney
and Putt-Putt Golfing
Elder Price.
Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham.
That's me! That's me! Hello!
Oh, hi.
And your mission location is... Uganda.
Uganda.
Africa.
Oh boy, like Lion King!
Two by two
And now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed
so let's start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus

Two by two
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the Army of
the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints