[00:00.000] 作词 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:09.947][Prince Hans] Across the sea in the Southern Isles
[00:12.407]The Westergaards lived in exile
[00:14.972]Our fall from grace was a long way down
[00:17.376]So to make my mark, I would need a crown
[00:19.871]I was thirteenth in line, so I had no shot
[00:22.391]But a princess bride? Now there's a thought
[00:24.989]I had one chance, I knew I couldn't fail
[00:27.554]So I set my sights on Arendelle
[00:30.005]Their queen-to-be was meh and cold
[00:32.539]But her younger sister was cute, sold!
[00:35.074]We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
[00:37.593]Then I thought, "Hey Hans, now here's your chancе."
[00:40.123]I popped the question, and shе said yes!
[00:42.685]But now here's the part where it becomes a mess:
[00:45.040]Our wedding date was set, but then my bride takes off
[00:47.641]And when she comes back, she says "Meet Kristoff"
[00:50.292]She changed her mind, although God knows why
[00:52.777]And I thought, "There goes my alibi!"
[00:55.342]Who dumps a prince? Sure, I'm insincere
[00:57.607]But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?
[01:00.475][Anastasia and Drizella] Can't you hear my heart, please
[01:03.041]She can't see what we see
[01:05.511]It wasn't meant to be
[01:08.021]Maybe now he'll choose me
[01:09.707]No, me!
[01:10.505]After all you've been through
[01:13.114]She doesn't deserve you
[01:15.613]One thing that I know is true
[01:18.271][Prince Hans] It's not me, it's you
[01:21.295][Gaston] Hah, I mean, did she think she was going to do better than a prince?
[01:24.485][Anastasia] Well, Mother says it's a sign of poor breeding when some chooses a peasant over someone with grace and poise
[01:31.281][Drizella] Yeah, which explains why no one wants you!
[01:33.106][Anastasia] You're just jealous!
[01:33.907][Drizella] Am not!
[01:34.544][Anastasia] Are too!
[01:35.222][Gaston] Ladies, ladies, stop bickering and pay attention to more important things.
[01:39.708]Like me
[01:40.292]Ahh~
[01:41.042][Gaston] In a quiet little village in the south of France
[01:43.243]I could make girls melt with a passing glance
[01:45.761]I had trophies on the wall from the wars I won
[01:48.330]And the widows afterwards? Mmm, that was fun
[01:50.895]Everything was perfect in my perfect life
[01:53.299]But there was something missing, and that was a wife
[01:55.914]She'd cook, she'd clean, be with the kids all day
[01:58.263]Then she'd call me perfect and do anything I say
[02:01.207]There was only one choice for my wife-to-be
[02:03.397]She was gorgeous, and everyone in town agreed
[02:05.950]The only girl who didn't throw herself at me
[02:08.412]What would you call that?
[02:10.066]Dignity!
[02:10.992][Gaston] I said, "Belle, good news, you're gonna be my bride
[02:13.530]It's your lucky day, but there's one downside
[02:16.147]The entire town thinks you're weird and strange
[02:18.595]But I've got it, all you have to do is change
[02:21.147]Everything about yourself and the town won't talk
[02:23.749]'Cause right now, your friends are a candle and a clock!"
[02:26.194]She turned me down 'cause she disagreed
[02:28.567]Then she threw me out and said she'd rather read
[02:31.484][Anastasia and Drizella] Can't you hear my heart, please
[02:34.031]She can't see what we see
[02:36.448]It wasn't meant to be
[02:39.015]Maybe now he'll choose me
[02:40.660]No, me!
[02:41.582]After all you've been through
[02:44.032]She doesn't deserve you
[02:46.548]One thing that I know is true
[02:49.033][Gaston] It's not me, it's you
[02:52.100][Hans] She sounds like a monster
[02:53.672][Gaston] Heh, the monster's who she left me for! And you don't fall in love with monsters, you kill them!
[02:58.317]Yeah!
[02:59.112][Gaston] So I got every villager with a torch and pitchfork to save her!
[03:02.698]Yeah!
[03:03.512][Gaston] Which makes me a hero! I'm still the most admired man in the village! No, in all of France!
[03:08.163]Yeah!
[03:09.017][Frollo] Women certainly do have a strange way of showing their appreciation for their... true heroes
[03:15.930][Jafar] Yes. I've always thought it best when I've had the choice
[03:19.181]That a woman should be silent and have no voice
[03:21.780][Frollo] When a maiden with a mind meets a man with power
[03:24.350]She must know her place or it all goes sour
[03:26.947][Jafar] As men of wealth
[03:28.014][Frollo] Influence
[03:28.600][Prince Hans] Prestige
[03:29.280][Gaston] Are we not all fine specimens?
[03:31.216][All men] Indeed
[03:32.182][Jafar] They think that love is blind and it can't be bought
[03:34.344][Frollo] Yes, but that's a lesson, and it can be taught
[03:37.099][Gaston] Yeah, listen to the man and ignore the wife
[03:39.300]That's the only way for a happy life
[03:41.983][Jafar] The choice is simple: choose me and thrive
[03:44.472][Frollo] Or have it your way and be burned alive
[03:56.201][Maleficent] Well, well. What have we here? A gathering of men blaming a woman for all their woes? How...innovative
[04:07.260]Once upon a time, a familiar story
[04:09.954]A desperate king needed fame and glory
[04:12.455]Had to be the hero for the world to see
[04:14.823]He may have fooled everyone, but he didn't fool me
[04:17.339]No one ever asked how he got that crown
[04:19.857]Or the woman by his side as he pushed her down
[04:22.256]He would have to pay for his behavior
[04:25.106]A baby gift with a little...flavor
[04:31.596][All] The difference between you and me
[04:33.907]Is now I'm living happily
[04:36.556]I can't say I'm sorry
[04:39.128]It just wasn't meant to be
[04:40.635](Choose me!)
[04:41.619]After all we've been through
[04:44.064]We can see a new view
[04:46.564]One thing now we know is true
[04:49.082][Hans] It's not me
[04:50.490][Gaston] It's not me
[04:50.690][Jafar] It's not me
[04:51.433][Frollo] It's not me
[04:53.369][All] It's...
[04:54.563](How can it be me if the problem's...)
[04:56.735]You!

作词 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
作曲 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
Across the sea in the Southern Isles
The Westergaards lived in exile
Our fall from grace was a long way down
So to make my mark, I would need a crown
I was thirteenth in line, so I had no shot
But a princess bride? Now there's a thought
I had one chance, I knew I couldn't fail
So I set my sights on Arendelle
Their queen-to-be was meh and cold
But her younger sister was cute, sold!
We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
Then I thought, "Hey Hans, now here's your chancе."
I popped the question, and shе said yes!
But now here's the part where it becomes a mess:
Our wedding date was set, but then my bride takes off
And when she comes back, she says "Meet Kristoff"
She changed her mind, although God knows why
And I thought, "There goes my alibi!"
Who dumps a prince? Sure, I'm insincere
But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?
Can't you hear my heart, please
She can't see what we see
It wasn't meant to be
Maybe now he'll choose me
No, me!
After all you've been through
She doesn't deserve you
One thing that I know is true
It's not me, it's you
Hah, I mean, did she think she was going to do better than a prince?
Well, Mother says it's a sign of poor breeding when some chooses a peasant over someone with grace and poise
Yeah, which explains why no one wants you!
You're just jealous!
Am not!
Are too!
Ladies, ladies, stop bickering and pay attention to more important things.
Like me
Ahh~
In a quiet little village in the south of France
I could make girls melt with a passing glance
I had trophies on the wall from the wars I won
And the widows afterwards? Mmm, that was fun
Everything was perfect in my perfect life
But there was something missing, and that was a wife
She'd cook, she'd clean, be with the kids all day
Then she'd call me perfect and do anything I say
There was only one choice for my wife-to-be
She was gorgeous, and everyone in town agreed
The only girl who didn't throw herself at me
What would you call that?
Dignity!
I said, "Belle, good news, you're gonna be my bride
It's your lucky day, but there's one downside
The entire town thinks you're weird and strange
But I've got it, all you have to do is change
Everything about yourself and the town won't talk
'Cause right now, your friends are a candle and a clock!"
She turned me down 'cause she disagreed
Then she threw me out and said she'd rather read
Can't you hear my heart, please
She can't see what we see
It wasn't meant to be
Maybe now he'll choose me
No, me!
After all you've been through
She doesn't deserve you
One thing that I know is true
It's not me, it's you
She sounds like a monster
Heh, the monster's who she left me for! And you don't fall in love with monsters, you kill them!
Yeah!
So I got every villager with a torch and pitchfork to save her!
Yeah!
Which makes me a hero! I'm still the most admired man in the village! No, in all of France!
Yeah!
Women certainly do have a strange way of showing their appreciation for their... true heroes
Yes. I've always thought it best when I've had the choice
That a woman should be silent and have no voice
When a maiden with a mind meets a man with power
She must know her place or it all goes sour
As men of wealth
Influence
Prestige
Are we not all fine specimens?
Indeed
They think that love is blind and it can't be bought
Yes, but that's a lesson, and it can be taught
Yeah, listen to the man and ignore the wife
That's the only way for a happy life
The choice is simple: choose me and thrive
Or have it your way and be burned alive
Well, well. What have we here? A gathering of men blaming a woman for all their woes? How...innovative
Once upon a time, a familiar story
A desperate king needed fame and glory
Had to be the hero for the world to see
He may have fooled everyone, but he didn't fool me
No one ever asked how he got that crown
Or the woman by his side as he pushed her down
He would have to pay for his behavior
A baby gift with a little...flavor
The difference between you and me
Is now I'm living happily
I can't say I'm sorry
It just wasn't meant to be
(Choose me!)
After all we've been through
We can see a new view
One thing now we know is true
It's not me
It's not me
It's not me
It's not me
It's...
(How can it be me if the problem's...)
You!