[00:18.12]"Sand is hurting my tender feet
[00:21.09]The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
[00:24.81]I hate the people on the beach
[00:27.99]With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
[00:31.95]I don't want to be on the beach! No!
[00:34.92]I don't want to be on the beach! No!
[00:37.74]I don't want to be on the beach!
[00:40.38]I don't want to be on the beach! No!
[00:43.29]I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
[00:46.53]Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
[00:49.95]Soaking up the stupid sun
[00:53.13]While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
[00:57.06]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
[01:00.03]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
[01:05.37]I don't want to be on the beach!
[01:18.81]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
[01:26.76]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
[01:29.25]This is no way to spend a summer
[01:31.86]I've got sand caked on my feet
[01:34.47]I gave my ice cream to a shark
[01:37.05]And now I've got nothing to eat
[01:39.36]No fun!
[01:40.11]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
[01:42.57]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
[01:45.21]I don't want to be on the beach!
[01:47.82]I don't want to be on the beach! No fun.
[01:50.01]"

"Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't want to be on the beach! No!
I don't want to be on the beach! No!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach! No!
I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach! No fun.
"