[00:00.00] 作词 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
[00:00.27] 作曲 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
[00:00.55]I break the ice, so they don't see my size
[00:08.65]And I have to be nice, or I'll be the next punch line
[00:19.13]I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:24.60]Who only exists to continue the story
[00:28.95]The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
[00:33.43]So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:37.93]Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[00:42.71]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:46.95]Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[00:51.70]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:56.03]I say I'm okay, 'cause they wouldn't care anyway
[01:05.79]And I could try to explain
[01:09.62]But my efforts in vain, they can't relate
[01:15.25]To how I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors
[01:20.92]If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:25.32]Oh, I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:29.70]So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:34.29]Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[01:38.92]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:43.24]Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[01:47.94]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:52.29]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[01:56.89]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[02:01.25]It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[02:06.66]And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
[02:11.17]It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[02:15.55]Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
[02:20.46]Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[02:25.16]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:29.40]Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[02:34.07]If I don't answer now, are they just gonna leave me?
[02:38.59]Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[02:43.14]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:47.65]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[02:52.17]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[02:56.45]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[03:00.82]Life of the fat, funny, friend
[03:06.19]I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors

作词 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
作曲 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
I break the ice, so they don't see my size
And I have to be nice, or I'll be the next punch line
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
I say I'm okay, 'cause they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain, they can't relate
To how I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
Oh, I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Life of the fat, funny, friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they just gonna leave me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Life of the fat, funny, friend
I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors