[00:00.406][Intro: Dr. Dre]
[00:03.487]Check check, one two, one two, one two (Yo, it’s rollin'?)
[00:08.184]Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, y'all know what this is
[00:11.985]It’s what you’ve been waitin' for, Funkmaster Flex
[00:15.070]Big caps, Def Jam records givin' it to you, baby
[00:18.685]Yo, Eminem, show these mother****ers what time it is, baby!
[00:22.851][Verse 1: Eminem]
[00:23.032]I used to be a lonely man, only mad
[00:25.236]'Til I got a million dollars, ****, now if I only had
[00:28.091]Some ****ing hair I'd pull it
[00:29.448]Faster than a bullet out of 2Pac's chest
[00:31.220]Before the ambulance came too late to do it
[00:32.982]I'm tryin' to grow it back again, it was an accident
[00:35.374]I had my back against the fan
[00:36.757]And chopped it off in Amsterdam
[00:38.630]I hate this straitjacket: it ain't latchin', and can't lock it
[00:41.102]So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
[00:43.047]The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
[00:45.458]Before me and just kept throwing their ****ing self at it
[00:48.153]My head is achin', I'm dedicated to medication
[00:50.429]But this med is takin' too long to bring me this se-da-dation
[00:53.283]Anyway, I got down with Dre
[00:55.129]The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray
[00:57.765]Runnin' up and down the street
[00:59.142]Screamin', '**** the police!' when you still had your mother's ****ing nipple stuck in your teeth
[01:02.782]Became a role model after Colorado
[01:05.478]Now all they do is follow me around and holler "Bravo!!!"
[01:08.605]Hell yeah, I punch my b***h
[01:10.102]And beat my kids in public—suck my d**k, b***h!
[01:13.173]I'm sick enough to **** a man in his face
[01:15.221]But I won't, 'cause you probably wanna stand in his place
[01:17.654]So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass 2Pac image
[01:20.208]You faggots ain't tough
[01:21.178]You just get drunk and become talkative
[01:23.498]I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin'
[01:25.396]Walkin' like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
[01:27.941]So when you see me on your block stumblin'
[01:30.139]Mumblin' a bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
[01:32.996]I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life
[01:34.843]So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm fly on kites?
[01:37.565][Interlude: Eminem + (Dr. Dre)]
[01:37.737]************! Slim Shady (Dr. Dre)
[01:40.949]I'm drunk, pass the TEC!
[01:43.034][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
[01:43.241]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[01:45.235]Then I might not come home tonight
[01:47.307]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[01:50.551]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[01:52.847]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[01:54.745]Then I might not come home tonight
[01:57.217]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[02:00.225]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[02:02.488][Verse 2: Eminem]
[02:02.674]The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
[02:05.378]I set a ****ing girl on fire with a curling iron
[02:07.900]Psych! I'm just jokin', for Christ sakes
[02:10.309]Don't get so bent out of shape
[02:11.585]'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
[02:13.142]Some people just don't get it
[02:15.298]But I won't let it upset me, 'cause they don't know better
[02:17.946]They don't know what the **** it's like to be so fed up
[02:20.499]And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
[02:23.507]My mind's got a mind of its own
[02:25.086]Sometimes I can't find it at home
[02:26.570]It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
[02:28.570]****, talk about your brain being baked
[02:30.108]My d**k's still in the oven on 480 degrees
[02:32.195]Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby
[02:35.322]Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter—**** you, lady!
[02:37.821]You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize
[02:40.403]Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes
[02:42.792]The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin'
[02:45.479]And Dirty Dozen watches over me, so try some dumb shit
[02:48.448]I'll have a ****ing man raped, with a Band-Aid
[02:50.674]Over his mouth, and shove his head in a fan blade
[02:52.884]Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
[02:55.414]Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base
[02:57.886]Like I give a **** who's buying this shit
[02:59.975]Quit ****ing buying it! I'm tired, b***h, I'm dying to quit
[03:02.575]Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now
[03:05.408]It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
[03:08.142]But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
[03:10.455]But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night gets silent
[03:12.889]Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude
[03:15.246]And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
[03:17.632]I'm sick of being judged, **** it, let me see a judg
[03:20.402]I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old
[03:22.699][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
[03:22.907]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[03:25.244]Then I might not come home tonight
[03:26.959]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[03:30.540]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[03:32.536][Outro: Dr. Dre]
[03:32.710]**** that, turn that shit off
[03:35.077]Let's get the **** out of here
[03:36.587]You know how we do! {echo}

Check check, one two, one two, one two (Yo, it’s rollin'?)
Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, y'all know what this is
It’s what you’ve been waitin' for, Funkmaster Flex
Big caps, Def Jam records givin' it to you, baby
Yo, Eminem, show these mother****ers what time it is, baby!
I used to be a lonely man, only mad
'Til I got a million dollars, ****, now if I only had
Some ****ing hair I'd pull it
Faster than a bullet out of 2Pac's chest
Before the ambulance came too late to do it
I'm tryin' to grow it back again, it was an accident
I had my back against the fan
And chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate this straitjacket: it ain't latchin', and can't lock it
So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
Before me and just kept throwing their ****ing self at it
My head is achin', I'm dedicated to medication
But this med is takin' too long to bring me this se-da-dation
Anyway, I got down with Dre
The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray
Runnin' up and down the street
Screamin', '**** the police!' when you still had your mother's ****ing nipple stuck in your teeth
Became a role model after Colorado
Now all they do is follow me around and holler "Bravo!!!"
Hell yeah, I punch my b***h
And beat my kids in public—suck my d**k, b***h!
I'm sick enough to **** a man in his face
But I won't, 'cause you probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass 2Pac image
You faggots ain't tough
You just get drunk and become talkative
I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin'
Walkin' like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on your block stumblin'
Mumblin' a bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life
So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm fly on kites?
************! Slim Shady (Dr. Dre)
I'm drunk, pass the TEC!
'Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
'Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a ****ing girl on fire with a curling iron
Psych! I'm just jokin', for Christ sakes
Don't get so bent out of shape
'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
Some people just don't get it
But I won't let it upset me, 'cause they don't know better
They don't know what the **** it's like to be so fed up
And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
My mind's got a mind of its own
Sometimes I can't find it at home
It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
****, talk about your brain being baked
My d**k's still in the oven on 480 degrees
Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby
Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter—**** you, lady!
You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize
Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes
The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin'
And Dirty Dozen watches over me, so try some dumb shit
I'll have a ****ing man raped, with a Band-Aid
Over his mouth, and shove his head in a fan blade
Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base
Like I give a **** who's buying this shit
Quit ****ing buying it! I'm tired, b***h, I'm dying to quit
Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now
It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night gets silent
Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude
And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
I'm sick of being judged, **** it, let me see a judg
I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old
'Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
**** that, turn that shit off
Let's get the **** out of here
You know how we do! {echo}