[00:00.000]Dearest, darlingest, Momsie and Popsicle
[00:03.250]My dear Father
[00:06.310]There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
[00:10.590]But of course I'll care for Nessa
[00:13.460]But, of course, I'll rise above it
[00:17.220]For I know that's how you want me to respond
[00:22.490]Yes, there's been some confusion
[00:25.030]For you see, my roommate is
[00:29.000]Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
[00:39.910]Blonde
[00:48.450]What is this feeling so sudden and new?
[00:51.670]I felt that moment
[00:52.700]I laid eyes on you
[00:54.720]My pulse is rushing
[00:56.320]My head is reeling
[00:57.870]My face is flushing
[00:59.330]What is this feeling
[01:00.820]Fervid as a flame
[01:04.020]Does it have a name
[01:07.430]Yes
[01:13.540]Loathing
[01:15.100]Unadulterated loathing
[01:18.000]For you face
[01:19.230]Your voice
[01:19.670]Your clothing
[01:21.320]Let's just say: I loathe it all
[01:25.180]Every little trait however small
[01:28.340]Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
[01:31.420]With simple utter loathing
[01:33.850]There's a stange exhilaration
[01:36.990]In such total detestation
[01:40.400]It's so pure, so strong
[01:44.110]Though I do admit it came on fast
[01:47.270]Still I do believe that it can last
[01:50.590]And I will be loathing, loathing you
[01:54.330]My whole life long
[01:58.110]Dear Glinda, you are just too good
[02:01.060]How do you stand it? I don't think I could
[02:03.510]She's a terror, she's a tartar
[02:05.230]We don't mean to show a bias
[02:06.830]But Glinda you're a martyr
[02:08.730]Well, these things are sent to try us
[02:15.400]Poor Glinda force to reside
[02:18.060]With someone so disgutified
[02:20.970]We just want to tell you
[02:22.960]We're all on your side
[02:26.510]We share your
[02:27.760]Loathing, unadulterated-What is that feeling so sudden and new?
[02:30.860]Loathing, for her face, her voice, -I felt that moment I laid eyes on you
[02:34.020]Her clothing, let's just say-My pulse is flushing, my head is reeling,
[02:37.290]We loathe it all-Oh, what is this feeling
[02:39.710]Every little trait however small-Does it have a name
[02:42.640]Makes our very flesh begin to crawl-Yes
[02:46.650]Ahh…
[02:49.780]Loathing-Loathing
[02:51.240]There's a strong exhilaration-Loathing
[02:54.380]In such total detestation-Loathing
[02:57.880]It's so pure so strong
[03:01.460]Though I do admit it came on fast
[03:04.460]Still I do believe that it can last
[03:11.860]And I will be loathing for forever
[03:15.090]Loathing, truly deeply
[03:20.210]Loathing you
[03:27.710]My whole life long-Loathing, unadulterated loathing
[03:30.850]-Biu! -Ah!!!

Dearest, darlingest, Momsie and Popsicle
My dear Father
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
But of course I'll care for Nessa
But, of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
I felt that moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is this feeling
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For you face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say: I loathe it all
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a stange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing, loathing you
My whole life long
Dear Glinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a tartar
We don't mean to show a bias
But Glinda you're a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Glinda force to reside
With someone so disgutified
We just want to tell you
We're all on your side
We share your
Loathing, unadulterated-What is that feeling so sudden and new?
Loathing, for her face, her voice, -I felt that moment I laid eyes on you
Her clothing, let's just say-My pulse is flushing, my head is reeling,
We loathe it all-Oh, what is this feeling
Every little trait however small-Does it have a name
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl-Yes
Ahh…
Loathing-Loathing
There's a strong exhilaration-Loathing
In such total detestation-Loathing
It's so pure so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing for forever
Loathing, truly deeply
Loathing you
My whole life long-Loathing, unadulterated loathing
-Biu! -Ah!!!