[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:14.81](Toby)Ladies and gentlemen
[00:16.01]May I have your attention, please?
[00:20.35]Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
[00:22.15]To discover your pillow is covered with hair
[00:25.41]What ought not to be there?
[00:27.47]Well, ladies and gentlemen
[00:29.12]From now on, you can waken at ease
[00:31.49]You need never again have a worry or care
[00:33.25]I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare
[00:37.27]Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead!
[00:43.01]On the top of my head!
[00:47.13]'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
[00:50.75]That's what did the trick, sir
[00:52.53]True, sir, true
[00:54.40]Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir?
[00:57.82]Just like an elixir ought to do
[01:01.69]How about a bottle, mister?
[01:03.54]Only costs a penny, guaranteed
[01:08.85]Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
[01:12.26]You can have my oath, sir
[01:14.02]'Tis unique
[01:15.88]Rub a minute
[01:17.63]Stimulating, i'n it?
[01:19.41]Soon you'll have to thin it
[01:21.13]Once a week!
[01:23.23](Todd)Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
[01:25.04](Lovett)Are we standing in an open trench?
[01:26.85](Todd)Must be standing near an open trench
[01:27.85](Lovett)Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench?
[01:28.55](Toby)Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
[01:31.96]Anything more slick, sir
[01:33.72]Soon sprouts curls
[01:35.51]Try Pirelli's
[01:37.31]When they see how thick, sir
[01:39.03]You can have your pick, sir
[01:40.78]Of the girls
[01:42.74]Want to buy a bottle, misses?
[01:44.24](Todd)What is this?
[01:44.75](Lovett)What is this?
[01:45.86](Todd)Smells like piss
[01:46.85](Lovett)Smells like...EW!
[01:47.96](Todd)Looks like piss!
[01:49.74](Lovett)Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!
[01:50.93](Todd)This is piss, piss with ink
[01:51.88](Toby)Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir!
[01:53.58](Todd)Keep it off your boots, sir
[01:54.57]Eats right throught
[01:55.54](Toby)Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it
[01:57.44]Ladies seem to love it
[01:58.41](Lovett)Flies do, too

作词 : Stephen Sondheim
作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
(Toby)Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention, please?
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
What ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen
From now on, you can waken at ease
You need never again have a worry or care
I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare
Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead!
On the top of my head!
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
That's what did the trick, sir
True, sir, true
Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir?
Just like an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, mister?
Only costs a penny, guaranteed
Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir
'Tis unique
Rub a minute
Stimulating, i'n it?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
(Todd)Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
(Lovett)Are we standing in an open trench?
(Todd)Must be standing near an open trench
(Lovett)Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench?
(Toby)Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Anything more slick, sir
Soon sprouts curls
Try Pirelli's
When they see how thick, sir
You can have your pick, sir
Of the girls
Want to buy a bottle, misses?
(Todd)What is this?
(Lovett)What is this?
(Todd)Smells like piss
(Lovett)Smells like...EW!
(Todd)Looks like piss!
(Lovett)Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!
(Todd)This is piss, piss with ink
(Toby)Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir!
(Todd)Keep it off your boots, sir
Eats right throught
(Toby)Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it
Ladies seem to love it
(Lovett)Flies do, too