[00:00.11]You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees
[00:02.99]The original Conjuring cat
[00:05.34]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:08.02]From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
[00:11.50]And we all say
[00:13.64]Oh! Well I never was there ever
[00:17.74]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[00:24.83]Oh! Well I never was there ever
[00:28.93]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[00:35.50]He is quiet and small, he is black
[00:38.15]From his ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.90]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.54]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.46]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.20]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.92]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.78]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.35]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.05]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.83]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.37]And you think it merely misplaced
[01:08.34]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.39]You find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.77]And we all say
[01:16.88]Oh! Well I never was there ever
[01:20.98]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[01:28.04]Oh! Well I never was there ever
[01:31.90]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[01:38.48]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.20]You would think there is nobody shyer
[01:44.09]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.77]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.64]And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.28]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.28]At least we all heard that somebody purred
[01:58.09]Which is incontestable proof
[02:00.65]Of his singular magical powers
[02:03.34]And I’ve known the family to call
[02:06.03]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.99]While he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.48]And not long ago this phenominal cat
[02:14.63]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:18.25]And we all say
[02:20.21]Oh! Well I never was there ever
[02:24.23]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[03:22.55]Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you
[03:24.79]The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
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You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees
The original Conjuring cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
You find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there is nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I’ve known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenominal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you
The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees