[00:05.01](唐伯虎)求神求神
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[00:07.89]求親又求求媒人
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[00:10.34]求觀音兼職愛神
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[00:13.06]同小姐妳成為情人
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[00:15.95]芳心即刻過敏
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[00:18.70](秋香)書生真係過份
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[00:21.27]出口得罪我神
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[00:24.09]講笑搵第二個笨
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[00:26.56]妳話成親睇搵鬼襯
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[00:29.21](唐伯虎)哈 小姐妳罵人夠道行
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[00:32.00]書生甘巧不是人
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[00:34.64]畜生突然覺頭暈
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[00:37.28]要等妳充電至有癮
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[00:39.97](秋香)三生真係無幸
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[00:42.58]專登出嚟拜神
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[00:45.23]撞鬼撞著妳
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[00:47.76]快投胎去冤鬼镇
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[00:50.62](唐伯虎)小姐為何笑吟吟
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[00:53.42]當然碰到心上人
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[00:56.12]天仙下凡教壞人
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[00:58.69]睇得我心動腳震震
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[01:01.46](秋香)蠢得好過分
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[01:03.81]妳盞得個恨
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[01:06.22](唐伯虎)嘿 妳話明愿嫁因乜解究變就變咗心
[01:11.87]
[01:11.91](秋香)話明係靚女講笑至誓愿因乜妳都信
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[01:17.21]明明扮天真
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[01:19.45]妳又實在唔笨
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[01:22.55](唐伯虎)我係夠天真
[01:25.09]
[01:25.15]畀妳偷呃拐騙亦係吖緣份

(唐伯虎)求神求神
求親又求求媒人
求觀音兼職愛神
同小姐妳成為情人
芳心即刻過敏
(秋香)書生真係過份
出口得罪我神
講笑搵第二個笨
妳話成親睇搵鬼襯
(唐伯虎)哈 小姐妳罵人夠道行
書生甘巧不是人
畜生突然覺頭暈
要等妳充電至有癮
(秋香)三生真係無幸
專登出嚟拜神
撞鬼撞著妳
快投胎去冤鬼镇
(唐伯虎)小姐為何笑吟吟
當然碰到心上人
天仙下凡教壞人
睇得我心動腳震震
(秋香)蠢得好過分
妳盞得個恨
(唐伯虎)嘿 妳話明愿嫁因乜解究變就變咗心
(秋香)話明係靚女講笑至誓愿因乜妳都信
明明扮天真
妳又實在唔笨
(唐伯虎)我係夠天真
畀妳偷呃拐騙亦係吖緣份