[00:00.000] 作词 : Chris Miller/Nathan Tysen
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Chris Miller/Nathan Tysen
[00:00.000]REBECCA: Randy! Enough is enough.
[00:02.368]You are my boyfriend and you do as I say.
[00:04.498]In fact you are very good at it. Now come here
[00:07.722]
[00:07.886]RANDY: NO!
[00:08.580]Why did I waste so much of post-puberty on you?
[00:10.811]
[00:10.968]REBECCA: Excuse me?
[00:12.394]
[00:12.575]RANDY: These are months I can't get back!
[00:14.599]Find another guy to hold the end of your tape measure.
[00:17.146]
[00:18.062]REBECCA: How dare you!
[00:18.791]
[00:19.049]RANDY: STOP
[00:19.306]
[00:19.810]ELIOT: Don't get him mad he'll start speaking in verse.
[00:21.885]
[00:21.887]REBECCA: Randy let's talk about this.
[00:23.646]
[00:23.812]RANDY: I said stop!
[00:25.023]
[00:25.209]REBECCA: Calm down and listen to me!
[00:25.999]
[00:26.989]RANDY: NO
[00:27.648]That was last time you get the last word in
[00:30.439]Go home show's over, I'm closing the curtain
[00:33.441]You're nothing but a burden and you took my self-respect
[00:36.241]Walking me around like there's a leash around my neck!
[00:39.713]Twenty-four hours with a geiger counter counting
[00:42.487]Gamma rays and beta particles that were amounting
[00:45.406]to nothing, I found nothing!
[00:46.723]The cold hard fact is
[00:48.423]You're the only thing I found that's radioactive.
[00:51.040]
[00:51.184]ELIOT: Rebecca
[00:52.481]You got him agitated
[00:55.576]Sorry that you mutated
[00:58.543]More than a teenage ninja turtle
[01:02.991]Rebecca
[01:04.374]Ten feet away she's glowing
[01:07.528]Don't try to stay he's going
[01:10.472]Dumping you his final hurdle
[01:14.739]
[01:15.285]RANDY: You took my self-respect, Rebecca
[01:16.565]See the wreck you made of me?
[01:17.863]I'm mad as heck Rebecca show a speak of human decency
[01:20.881]It's so absurd, have you not heard a word that I've said recently?
[01:23.821]I've set my geiger counter to a more attractive frequency
[01:26.900]
[01:27.013]RANDY, ELIOT, MOTH & MUSTARDSEED: OH!!
[01:27.263]
[01:27.659]RANDY: Aurora's strong and makes me feel invincible
[01:30.342]Is something wrong?
[01:31.670]Go run and tell the principal
[01:33.164]The leash is off my neck Rebecca and there's no going back
[01:36.002]Your little baby bear is now a kodiak!
[01:38.421]
[01:38.461]ELIOT: A big bear
[01:40.122]Looking for different honey
[01:43.115]Trust me, this isn't funny
[01:45.981]He's much more than
[01:47.616]Your arm candy
[01:50.448]A big bear
[01:52.015]He's down to earth and worth it
[01:54.831]Just a big introverted
[01:57.613]Everyone wants a piece of randy
[02:02.014]
[02:02.237]RANDY: Tick tock tick tock look at the clock
[02:04.970]It's departure time Rebecca so hop into your cockpit
[02:08.344]Nothing good come out of being so codependent
[02:11.237]Do you want a copilot?
[02:12.918]Nah, you wanna flight attendant
[02:14.370]
[02:14.486]I'm free to be the guy I wanna be
[02:17.288]There's you and I, but there is no we
[02:19.866]I got the key you see, you're no longer my jailer
[02:23.590]We're breaking up Rebecca. Toss me my inhaler

作词 : Chris Miller/Nathan Tysen
作曲 : Chris Miller/Nathan Tysen
REBECCA: Randy! Enough is enough.
You are my boyfriend and you do as I say.
In fact you are very good at it. Now come here
RANDY: NO!
Why did I waste so much of post-puberty on you?
REBECCA: Excuse me?
RANDY: These are months I can't get back!
Find another guy to hold the end of your tape measure.
REBECCA: How dare you!
RANDY: STOP
ELIOT: Don't get him mad he'll start speaking in verse.
REBECCA: Randy let's talk about this.
RANDY: I said stop!
REBECCA: Calm down and listen to me!
RANDY: NO
That was last time you get the last word in
Go home show's over, I'm closing the curtain
You're nothing but a burden and you took my self-respect
Walking me around like there's a leash around my neck!
Twenty-four hours with a geiger counter counting
Gamma rays and beta particles that were amounting
to nothing, I found nothing!
The cold hard fact is
You're the only thing I found that's radioactive.
ELIOT: Rebecca
You got him agitated
Sorry that you mutated
More than a teenage ninja turtle
Rebecca
Ten feet away she's glowing
Don't try to stay he's going
Dumping you his final hurdle
RANDY: You took my self-respect, Rebecca
See the wreck you made of me?
I'm mad as heck Rebecca show a speak of human decency
It's so absurd, have you not heard a word that I've said recently?
I've set my geiger counter to a more attractive frequency
RANDY, ELIOT, MOTH & MUSTARDSEED: OH!!
RANDY: Aurora's strong and makes me feel invincible
Is something wrong?
Go run and tell the principal
The leash is off my neck Rebecca and there's no going back
Your little baby bear is now a kodiak!
ELIOT: A big bear
Looking for different honey
Trust me, this isn't funny
He's much more than
Your arm candy
A big bear
He's down to earth and worth it
Just a big introverted
Everyone wants a piece of randy
RANDY: Tick tock tick tock look at the clock
It's departure time Rebecca so hop into your cockpit
Nothing good come out of being so codependent
Do you want a copilot?
Nah, you wanna flight attendant
I'm free to be the guy I wanna be
There's you and I, but there is no we
I got the key you see, you're no longer my jailer
We're breaking up Rebecca. Toss me my inhaler