[00:00.000]Cripple Sam and Joo McGoo
[00:02.736]Will meet you at the subway
[00:05.014]Take a trip downtown to the 42nd Street Ballet
[00:09.716]At the sidewalk supermart
[00:12.061]The customers assemble
[00:14.172]Look around and see what the meat department has today
[00:18.229]And watch the queens do their thing
[00:21.399]Hum-boy, listen to the rhythm
[00:22.846]Yes, they do know how to sing
[00:25.589]And you can take one home for money
[00:27.839]Who will not think you are funny
[00:30.079]When you explain the delicate attentions you require
[00:36.735]And a dollar ninety-five
[00:38.718]Takes you to the movies
[00:41.050]With the secret sins of nymphomaniacs unveiled
[00:46.042]Later an indiscreet encounter in the men's room
[00:50.353]And you tell yourself that a natural urge prevailed
[00:54.518]And every night you can find (Sittin' and a-sippin' on a Burgie)
[00:59.101]Men who've found peace of mind
[01:01.780]For a minimum of payment
[01:04.099]There's topless entertainment
[01:06.457]That men above the age of thirty-five can understand
[01:14.363]
[02:19.902]Hmmm, we can make California good-time music
[02:24.695]In the back seat of my car
[02:28.184]Hmmm, later I will tell you what it's like to be a star
[02:35.270]Now you know I'm not the first one
[02:38.480]And I cannot be the last
[02:42.143]To kiss your apple cheeks
[02:44.402]And run away into your past
[02:48.104]But we'll have good-time music
[02:51.708]Electric good-time music
[02:54.717]California good-time music
[02:57.471]Hmmm, yeah
[03:00.315]
[03:03.757]Love? Love?

Cripple Sam and Joo McGoo
Will meet you at the subway
Take a trip downtown to the 42nd Street Ballet
At the sidewalk supermart
The customers assemble
Look around and see what the meat department has today
And watch the queens do their thing
Hum-boy, listen to the rhythm
Yes, they do know how to sing
And you can take one home for money
Who will not think you are funny
When you explain the delicate attentions you require
And a dollar ninety-five
Takes you to the movies
With the secret sins of nymphomaniacs unveiled
Later an indiscreet encounter in the men's room
And you tell yourself that a natural urge prevailed
And every night you can find (Sittin' and a-sippin' on a Burgie)
Men who've found peace of mind
For a minimum of payment
There's topless entertainment
That men above the age of thirty-five can understand
Hmmm, we can make California good-time music
In the back seat of my car
Hmmm, later I will tell you what it's like to be a star
Now you know I'm not the first one
And I cannot be the last
To kiss your apple cheeks
And run away into your past
But we'll have good-time music
Electric good-time music
California good-time music
Hmmm, yeah
Love? Love?