[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Al Yankovic
[00:20.37]Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
[00:27.27]Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
[00:34.05]First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
[00:37.32]Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
[00:40.74]My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
[00:44.34]Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
[00:47.37]Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
[00:54.51]Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
[01:01.35]Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
[01:04.65]They give me some Velcro and an order of fries
[01:08.19]Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
[01:11.43]I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
[01:14.67]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[01:21.48]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[01:25.35]Night after, night after, night after night
[01:28.38]Alright
[01:35.46]Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
[01:41.82]Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain?
[01:48.60]See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
[01:52.11]Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
[01:55.71]Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
[01:58.98]And I'm back in the very same place I was before
[02:02.37]Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[02:09.21]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[02:13.11]Night after, night after, night after night
[02:16.02]And I can't bust out and I can't break free
[02:19.44]And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
[02:22.86]And I can't go home and I can't get loose
[02:26.31]And I try to escape but it's just no use
[02:29.67]And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
[02:33.12]And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
[02:36.48]And I can't go back and I can't get through
[02:39.87]But Vanna since you're here
[02:41.55]Why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
[02:49.17]Come on Vanna, come on!
[03:38.16]Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
[03:44.58]That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
[03:51.24]See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
[03:55.05]I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
[03:58.59]Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
[04:01.74]And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
[04:05.13]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:11.88]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:16.56]Night after, night after, night after night
[04:32.37]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:39.48]Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:42.75]N-n-n- night after, night after, night night night
[04:46.02]Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:49.77]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:50.52]Night after, night after, night after night
[04:51.96]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:52.80]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

作词 : Al Yankovic
作曲 : Al Yankovic
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
They give me some Velcro and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night
Alright
Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before
Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night
And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use
And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here
Why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n- night after, night after, night night night
Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White