[00:06.91]ENSEMBLE:
[00:07.18]Champagne and sunshine, ponies and fine wine
[00:10.02]Who wouldn't want to be us?
[00:13.48]Never a tizzy, we're way too busy being fabulous
[00:19.68]So bring on the bubbles, forget all your troubles
[00:25.96]'Cause everything's going our way
[00:32.92]Welcome to our world
[00:36.08]Welcome to our world
[00:39.39]The match is on, so come and join us
[00:42.53]Welcome to our world, more champagne!
[00:45.83]
[00:47.47]PHILIP STUCKEY: (spoken)
[00:47.69]That's the end of the chukka!
[00:48.95]Thank you all for your generous support to... whatever charity we dug up this month.
[00:54.02](sung)
[00:55.60]Couples are solo, we all love polo
[00:58.81]The sport of kings and queens
[01:02.14]Before we continue, we need your assistance
[01:05.73]And you know what that means:
[01:08.32]It's the age-old tradition, we'll be repositioned
[01:14.93]The divots, don't force it
[01:18.39]And don't step in the horse!
[01:21.14]
[01:21.94]ENSEMBLE:
[01:22.22]Welcome to our world
[01:23.78]
[01:23.96]PHILIP STUCKEY:
[01:24.18]Welcome to our world
[01:25.02]
[01:25.18]ENSEMBLE:
[01:25.39]Welcome to our world
[01:27.56]
[01:27.83]PHILIP STUCKEY & ENSEMBLE:
[01:28.61]The match is on, so come and join us
[01:31.07]Welcome to our world, more champagne!
[01:34.07]
[01:34.70]CLIENT: (spoken)
[01:35.72]Edward...
[01:36.54]
[01:36.81]EDWARD: (spoken)
[01:37.15]This is Gwen and Gretchen
[01:38.75]The infamous Olsen sisters
[01:39.61]Who've made marrying well an art form
[01:40.84]
[01:41.07]CLIENT: (spoken)
[01:41.32]Edward...
[01:42.56]
[01:42.77]OTHER CLIENTS: (spoken)
[01:42.95]Edward!
[01:43.74]
[01:43.91]EDWARD: (spoken)
[01:44.14]Be back in just a sec
[01:45.30]
[01:45.52]CLIENT 1: (spoken)
[01:45.76]So, you're the Flavor of the Week?
[01:47.69]
[01:48.09]CLIENT 2: (spoken)
[01:48.54]Ugh. Don't mind her, she's just being catty.
[01:51.30]Edward is our most eligible bachelor.
[01:54.21]Everyone's trying to land him
[01:56.41]
[01:56.72]VIVIAN: (spoken)
[01:57.03]Well, I'm not trying to "land him".
[01:59.76]I'm just using him for sex
[02:01.66]
[02:05.43]ENSEMBLE:
[02:05.57]Welcome to our world
[02:08.54]Welcome to our world
[02:11.76]Welcome to our world
[02:15.04]Welcome to our world

ENSEMBLE:
Champagne and sunshine, ponies and fine wine
Who wouldn't want to be us?
Never a tizzy, we're way too busy being fabulous
So bring on the bubbles, forget all your troubles
'Cause everything's going our way
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
The match is on, so come and join us
Welcome to our world, more champagne!
PHILIP STUCKEY: (spoken)
That's the end of the chukka!
Thank you all for your generous support to... whatever charity we dug up this month.
(sung)
Couples are solo, we all love polo
The sport of kings and queens
Before we continue, we need your assistance
And you know what that means:
It's the age-old tradition, we'll be repositioned
The divots, don't force it
And don't step in the horse!
ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world
PHILIP STUCKEY:
Welcome to our world
ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world
PHILIP STUCKEY & ENSEMBLE:
The match is on, so come and join us
Welcome to our world, more champagne!
CLIENT: (spoken)
Edward...
EDWARD: (spoken)
This is Gwen and Gretchen
The infamous Olsen sisters
Who've made marrying well an art form
CLIENT: (spoken)
Edward...
OTHER CLIENTS: (spoken)
Edward!
EDWARD: (spoken)
Be back in just a sec
CLIENT 1: (spoken)
So, you're the Flavor of the Week?
CLIENT 2: (spoken)
Ugh. Don't mind her, she's just being catty.
Edward is our most eligible bachelor.
Everyone's trying to land him
VIVIAN: (spoken)
Well, I'm not trying to "land him".
I'm just using him for sex
ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world