[00:00.000] 制作人 : Barenaked Ladies
[00:01.000] 作词 : Stephen Duffy/Steven Page
[00:02.000] 作曲 : Stephen Duffy/Steven Page
[00:13.325]If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
[00:21.200]All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
[00:27.097]I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
[00:34.705]Tie my pantyhose around my neck
[00:40.177]I'll be that girl and you would be right over
[00:47.308]If I were a field, you would be in clover
[00:54.115]If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
[01:00.883]And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
[01:07.598]If you will not have me as myself
[01:11.733]Perhaps as someone else
[01:14.982]Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
[01:21.151]Then even a eunuch won't resist
[01:25.230]The magic of a kiss from such as me
[01:30.886]I'll be that girl and you would be right over
[01:37.982]If I were a field, you would be in clover
[01:44.881]If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
[01:51.443]And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
[01:57.596]It's time to kick off your shoes
[02:00.396]Learn how to choose sadness
[02:03.827]It's time to throw off those chains
[02:06.259]Addle our brains with madness
[02:10.048]Cause we've got plenty of time
[02:12.623]To grow old and die
[02:13.888]But when at last your beauty's faded
[02:15.591]You'll be glad that I have waited for you
[02:20.381]
[02:29.969]When you're done
[02:33.519]With being beautiful and young
[02:37.564]When that course is run, then come to me
[02:43.021]I'll be that girl and you would be right over
[02:50.172]If I were a field, you would be in clover
[02:56.941]If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
[03:03.534]And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
[03:09.649]There'd be no tomorrow
[03:13.004]There'd be no tomorrow
[03:16.443]There'd be no tomorrow
[03:19.762]There'd be no tomorrow
[03:28.733] 音频助理 : Boo Macleod/Charlie Brocco/Femio Hernandez/Kevin Szymanski/Scott Lake
[03:29.187] 音频工程师 : David Leonard/Susan Rogers
[03:29.641] 主人声 : Steven Page
[03:30.095] 班卓琴 : Kevin Hearn
[03:30.549] 电吉他 : Ed Robertson/Steven Page
[03:31.003] 原声吉他 : Ed Robertson
[03:31.457] 鼓 : Tyler Stewart
[03:31.911] 母带工程师 : Stephen Marcussen
[03:32.365] 低音吉他 : Jim Creeggan
[03:32.819] 人声 : Ed Robertson/Jim Creeggan
[03:33.273] 混音师 : David Leonard

制作人 : Barenaked Ladies
作词 : Stephen Duffy/Steven Page
作曲 : Stephen Duffy/Steven Page
If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
If you will not have me as myself
Perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won't resist
The magic of a kiss from such as me
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
It's time to kick off your shoes
Learn how to choose sadness
It's time to throw off those chains
Addle our brains with madness
Cause we've got plenty of time
To grow old and die
But when at last your beauty's faded
You'll be glad that I have waited for you
When you're done
With being beautiful and young
When that course is run, then come to me
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
There'd be no tomorrow
There'd be no tomorrow
There'd be no tomorrow
There'd be no tomorrow
音频助理 : Boo Macleod/Charlie Brocco/Femio Hernandez/Kevin Szymanski/Scott Lake
音频工程师 : David Leonard/Susan Rogers
主人声 : Steven Page
班卓琴 : Kevin Hearn
电吉他 : Ed Robertson/Steven Page
原声吉他 : Ed Robertson
鼓 : Tyler Stewart
母带工程师 : Stephen Marcussen
低音吉他 : Jim Creeggan
人声 : Ed Robertson/Jim Creeggan
混音师 : David Leonard