[00:00.00] 作词 : Mike D, Too Short
[00:00.00]BEYOTCHShort
[00:00.21]Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit
[00:10.83]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[00:13.50]These are the tales that
[00:14.73]I tell so well
[00:15.90]For fifteen years
[00:17.16]I've been a real player
[00:18.36]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
[00:21.36]I met this girl in
[00:22.50]AtlantaShe let a nigga **** but
[00:24.69]I still can't stand her
[00:26.58]The pussy wasn't good
[00:27.75]I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of ****ing can you suck dick?
[00:31.59]She said "No", but she had another friend
[00:35.04]So I switched like a real pimp
[00:37.41]Laying on my back with my dick in her mout
[00:39.66]I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?"
[00:42.33]She mumbled something,
[00:43.68]I don't know what she said
[00:45.24]Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
[00:47.31]Too $hort - More Freaky Tales - Can't Stay Away - Bitch said her name was
[00:50.01]TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizz
[00:53.07]In the A-T-
[00:54.00]L where the grass is greener
[00:55.68]I ****ed Nina,
[00:56.55]Melina, Sabrina and
[00:58.41]TinaWhen I first moved out there,
[01:00.30]I met Holly
[01:01.23]Five-foot one with a bad ass body
[01:04.02]Freaky little bitch she was a
[01:05.46]GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
[01:09.30]I met another girl went to
[01:10.71]Spellman College
[01:11.85]Every day after school
[01:13.32]I aquired the knowledge
[01:14.58]I took her to my house so
[01:15.93]I could get some
[01:17.25]I ****ed her real good and made the bitch cu
[01:19.53]She was hella limber, said her name was
[01:21.93]AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all
[01:24.48]I remember
[01:25.26]I had another freak, her name was
[01:27.27]WendyWhen
[01:27.99]I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!
[01:31.26]I did it anyway
[01:32.91]I'm coming straight from
[01:34.14]Oakland, C-
[01:35.46]AAin't no other way, like my girl
[01:37.68]ShanteShe lives in
[01:39.27]Atlanta, but she comes from the
[01:40.71]BayLet me hit that hometown bitch on the stri
[01:43.80]Look out for a bitch, treat me like a pim
[01:46.32]You know I can't forget about the strippers
[01:49.56]Cinderella with the glass slipper
[01:51.69]Top down in the
[01:52.68]Benz ain't spendin' no ends
[01:54.69]Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
[01:57.09]It's like
[01:57.48]Lotto, you get a quick pick
[02:00.09]Bitches said they heard
[02:00.96]I had a big dick
[02:02.25]So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
[02:05.07]Cock rock hard, bitches gettin' nekke
[02:07.92]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:10.65]These are the tales that
[02:11.88]I tell so well
[02:13.05]For fifteen years
[02:14.31]I've been a real player
[02:15.54]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
[02:18.48]I know another bitch, her name is
[02:20.49]TerriI lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married
[02:24.45]I couldn't see me pimpin' her
[02:25.89]So I ****ed her next door neighbor,
[02:27.84]JenniferShe had two roommates,
[02:30.51]Cindy and
[02:31.20]AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!"
[02:35.04]But them hoes liked to freak
[02:36.84]I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
[02:39.78]I never would tell you all the hoes
[02:41.64]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit
[02:45.42]I made upI change the name so
[02:46.44]I can rhyme and shit
[02:47.49]So if it's you, you know the time nigga
[02:50.07]I spent the night with
[02:51.06]Monique in between the sheets
[02:53.04]It was her, her girlfriend
[02:54.63]April and me
[02:55.74]I do it on the regular, two at a time
[02:58.47]Call it what you want
[02:59.49]I be a fool wit' mine
[03:00.84]Like them
[03:01.32]Texas niggas,
[03:02.28]I never would change
[03:03.57]Like my niggas up in
[03:04.53]Cleveland spit the good game
[03:06.33]These hoes recognize when
[03:07.83]I come in the door
[03:08.85]I ain't trickin nigga, so what you want me for?
[03:11.40]Like Natalie, swearin' up and down
[03:13.71]I had to be the one
[03:15.24]Nigga lets have some fun
[03:17.10]I ****ed her, you thought
[03:18.51]I didn'tShort
[03:19.32]Dog's in the house and
[03:20.49]I keep on pimpin'
[03:21.75]So then I ****ed the twins,
[03:23.88]Sharon and
[03:24.45]KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
[03:27.69]Don't ask me who
[03:28.44]I ****ed first, it ain't my fault
[03:30.30]In the end,
[03:31.14]I still got the same results
[03:33.15]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[03:35.91]These are the tales that
[03:37.14]I tell so well
[03:38.31]For fifteen years
[03:39.54]I've been a real player
[03:40.74]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
[03:43.50]Hell yeah,
[03:44.46]I never would forget
[03:45.51]CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines
[03:49.08]Talkin', laughin', kissin' and ****in'
[03:51.69]Next thing
[03:52.41]I know she started kissin' my dick
[03:54.15]You know the rest, before she left
[03:56.07]I paged Mia
[03:57.09]I told her "I got a new freak over here"
[03:59.46]She rushed over,
[04:01.05]I left and when
[04:01.74]I came back
[04:02.91]Them hoes was lickin' cats
[04:04.62]They call me "Short" when
[04:05.79]I'm pimpin', "Dog" when
[04:07.14]I'm mackin'
[04:07.74]Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
[04:10.83]She wants to be my love slave,
[04:12.72]I need some bug spray
[04:13.95]To keep these hoes away
[04:15.63]I never would tell you all the hoes
[04:17.52]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit
[04:21.30]I made upI change the name so
[04:22.35]I can rhyme and shit
[04:23.40]So if it's you, you know the time nigga
[04:26.34]These are the tales, the freaky tales
[04:29.16]These are the tales that
[04:30.39]I tell so well
[04:31.56]For fifteen years
[04:32.76]I've been a real player
[04:33.99]So if you wanna get ****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)
[04:41.94]BeyotchAnd it don't stop
[04:45.99]Old school
[04:46.59]Short DogStill spittin' it
[04:48.69]Still gettin' it
[05:07.83]Gettin' that money
[05:08.19]Eastside baby,
[05:08.49]OaklandYou ain't knowin?
[05:08.97]Beyotch

作词 : Mike D, Too Short
BEYOTCHShort
Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
I met this girl in
AtlantaShe let a nigga **** but
I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good
I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of ****ing can you suck dick?
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mout
I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something,
I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Too $hort - More Freaky Tales - Can't Stay Away - Bitch said her name was
TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizz
In the A-T-
L where the grass is greener
I ****ed Nina,
Melina, Sabrina and
TinaWhen I first moved out there,
I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a
GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to
Spellman College
Every day after school
I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so
I could get some
I ****ed her real good and made the bitch cu
She was hella limber, said her name was
AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all
I remember
I had another freak, her name was
WendyWhen
I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from
Oakland, C-
AAin't no other way, like my girl
ShanteShe lives in
Atlanta, but she comes from the
BayLet me hit that hometown bitch on the stri
Look out for a bitch, treat me like a pim
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the
Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like
Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard
I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
Cock rock hard, bitches gettin' nekke
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
I know another bitch, her name is
TerriI lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I ****ed her next door neighbor,
JenniferShe had two roommates,
Cindy and
AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes
I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit
I made upI change the name so
I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time nigga
I spent the night with
Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend
April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want
I be a fool wit' mine
Like them
Texas niggas,
I never would change
Like my niggas up in
Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when
I come in the door
I ain't trickin nigga, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and down
I had to be the one
Nigga lets have some fun
I ****ed her, you thought
I didn'tShort
Dog's in the house and
I keep on pimpin'
So then I ****ed the twins,
Sharon and
KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who
I ****ed first, it ain't my fault
In the end,
I still got the same results
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yea
Hell yeah,
I never would forget
CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and ****in'
Next thing
I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left
I paged Mia
I told her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over,
I left and when
I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "Short" when
I'm pimpin', "Dog" when
I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
She wants to be my love slave,
I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes
I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit
I made upI change the name so
I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time nigga
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
I've been a real player
So if you wanna get ****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)
BeyotchAnd it don't stop
Old school
Short DogStill spittin' it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby,
OaklandYou ain't knowin?
Beyotch