[00:06.408][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:06.623]Divorced
[00:08.886][Anne Boleyn:]
[00:10.182]Beheaded
[00:12.117][Jane Seymour:]
[00:13.717]Died
[00:18.851][Anne Of Cleves:]
[00:19.030]Divorced
[00:22.289][Katherine Howard:]
[00:22.449]Beheaded
[00:25.632][Catherine Parr:]
[00:25.846]Survived
[00:29.940][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:30.104]And tonight we are
[00:32.870][All:]
[00:36.614]Live
[00:40.176][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:40.484]Listen up, let me tell you a story
[00:43.435][Anne Boleyn:]
[00:43.643]A story that you think
[00:45.075]You've heard before
[00:46.782][Jane Seymour:]
[00:46.968]We know you know our names
[00:48.232]And our fame and our faces
[00:50.147][Anne Of Cleves:]
[00:50.536]Know all about the glories
[00:52.062]And the disgraces
[00:53.676][Katherine Howard:]
[00:54.225]I'm done 'cause all this time
[00:57.153]I've been just one word
[00:58.676]In a stupid rhyme
[01:00.435][Catherine Parr:]
[01:00.618]So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[01:03.792][All:]
[01:04.211]History's about to get overthrown
[01:07.368][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[01:07.590]Divorced
[01:08.442][Anne Boleyn:]
[01:08.656]Beheaded
[01:09.417][Jane Seymour:]
[01:09.632]Died
[01:11.309][Anne Of Cleves:]
[01:11.520]Divorced
[01:12.198][Katherine Howard:]
[01:12.374]Beheaded
[01:13.059][Catherine Parr:]
[01:13.273]Survived
[01:14.582][All:]
[01:14.836]But just for you tonight
[01:18.236]We're divorced, beheaded
[01:20.120]LIVE!
[01:21.853]Welcome to the show
[01:23.240]To the historemix
[01:25.270]Switching up the flow
[01:26.677]As we add the prefix
[01:28.892]Everybody knows that
[01:30.520]We used to be six wives
[01:36.005]Raising up the roof
[01:37.221]Till we hit the ceiling
[01:39.418]Get ready for the truth
[01:40.737]That we'll be revealing
[01:42.972]Everybody knows
[01:44.241]That we used to be six wives
[01:51.251]...but now we're ex-wives
[02:01.087][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[02:01.257]All you ever hear
[02:02.335]And read about
[02:03.557][Anne Boleyn:]
[02:04.077]Is our ex and the way it ended
[02:07.183][Jane Seymour:]
[02:07.387]But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[02:10.381][Anne Of Cleves:]
[02:10.644]You're gonna find out
[02:12.324]How we got unfriended
[02:14.418][Katherine Howard:]
[02:14.631]Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
[02:18.375]'Cause we're taking you to court
[02:20.903][Catherine Parr:]
[02:21.145]Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
[02:24.774]And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
[02:28.090][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[02:28.336]Divorced
[02:29.004][Anne Boleyn:]
[02:29.285]Beheaded
[02:30.092][Jane Seymour:]
[02:30.360]Died
[02:31.842][Anne Of Cleves:]
[02:32.046]Divorced
[02:32.767][Katherine Howard:]
[02:32.989]Beheaded
[02:33.655][Catherine Parr:]
[02:33.842]Survived
[02:35.283][All:]
[02:35.505]But just for you tonight
[02:38.800]We're divorced, beheaded
[02:40.700]Live!
[02:42.577]Welcome to the show
[02:43.870]To the historemix
[02:45.919]Switching up the flow
[02:47.274]As we add the prefix
[02:49.473]Everybody knows that
[02:51.065]We used to be six wives
[02:56.504]Dancing to the beat
[02:57.823]Till the break of day.
[02:59.892]Once we're done, we'll start again
[03:01.420]Like it's the Renaissance
[03:03.487]Everybody knows
[03:04.849]That we used to be six wives
[03:11.753]...but now we're ex-wives
[03:13.459][All:]
[03:13.682]Divorced
[03:13.873][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[03:14.133]My name is Catherine Of Aragon
[03:16.877]Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
[03:21.222]Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
[03:24.624]So if you try to dump me
[03:26.232]You won't try that again
[03:27.991][All:]
[03:28.194]Beheaded
[03:28.879][Anne Boleyn:]
[03:29.047]I'm that Boleyn girl
[03:30.775]And I'm up next, see
[03:32.432]I broke England from the Church
[03:34.206]Yeah, I'm that sexy
[03:35.966]Why did I lose my head?
[03:38.461]Well my sleeves may be green
[03:40.344]But my lipstick's red!
[03:42.058][All:]
[03:42.255]Died
[03:42.439][Jane Seymour:]
[03:43.204]Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
[03:46.581][All:]
[03:46.762]Rude
[03:46.945][Jane Seymour:]
[03:47.728]When my son was newly born
[03:50.293]I died, but I'm not what I seem
[03:52.859]Or am I?
[03:53.900]Stick around and you'll
[03:55.010]Suddenly see more...
[03:56.151][All:]
[03:56.383]Divorced
[03:57.138][Anne Of Cleves:]
[03:57.399]Ich bin Anna of Cleves
[03:59.239][All:]
[03:59.471]Ja
[03:59.802][Anne Of Cleves:]
[04:00.015]When he saw my portrait he was like...
[04:02.653][All:]
[04:02.840]Jaa
[04:02.982][Anne Of Cleves:]
[04:03.733]But I didn't look as good
[04:05.122]As I did in my pic
[04:07.249]Funny how we all discuss that
[04:09.538]But never Henry's little...
[04:10.814][Katherine Howard:]
[04:11.000]Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
[04:12.622]Who lost her head
[04:13.835][All:]
[04:14.055]Beheaded
[04:14.205][Katherine Howard:]
[04:14.610]For my promiscuity outside of wed
[04:18.066]Lock up your husbands
[04:19.708]Lock up your sons
[04:21.409]K Howard is here
[04:23.092]And the fun's begun
[04:24.367][All:]
[04:24.648]Survived
[04:25.841][Catherine Parr:]
[04:25.989]Five down, I'm the final wife
[04:28.669]I saw him to the end of his life
[04:32.204]I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
[04:35.642]I bet you wanna know how I got this far
[04:39.024]I said I bet you wanna know
[04:40.691]How we got this far
[04:42.286][All:]
[04:42.542]Do you wanna know how we got this far?
[04:46.357]Then welcome to the show
[04:47.756]To the historemix
[04:49.805]Switching up the flow
[04:51.435]As we add the prefix
[04:53.329]Everybody knows that
[04:55.044]We used to be six wives
[05:00.486]Get your hands up
[05:01.787]Get this party buzzing
[05:03.888]You want a queen Bee
[05:05.286]Well there's half a dozen
[05:07.486]Everybody knows that
[05:09.094]We used to be six wives
[05:22.798]But now we're ex-wives!
[05:39.247]One
[05:39.649]Two
[05:40.072]Three
[05:40.358]Four
[05:40.764]Five
[05:42.111]SIX!

Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
And tonight we are
Live
Listen up, let me tell you a story
A story that you think
You've heard before
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme
So I picked up a pen and a microphone
History's about to get overthrown
Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives
All you ever hear
And read about
Is our ex and the way it ended
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day.
Once we're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives
Divorced
My name is Catherine Of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
Beheaded
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!
Died
Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
Rude
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...
Divorced
Ich bin Anna of Cleves
Ja
When he saw my portrait he was like...
Jaa
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little...
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
Who lost her head
Beheaded
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K Howard is here
And the fun's begun
Survived
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
SIX!