[00:19.502]Now, listen to me, folks...
[00:21.007]Hear what I say.
[00:22.513]You got to eat oysters everyday
[00:25.525]They'll put your love life back on track
[00:28.535]They're nature's own aphrodisiac.
[00:31.043]
[00:32.048]Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
[00:34.807]What a little oyster can do for you.
[00:37.818]Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
[00:40.831]Here's some things them oysters done...
[00:43.338]
[00:44.090]They made Jim Beam
[00:45.597]They made Allen Thick
[00:47.101]They made Jonathan Swift
[00:48.607]And they made Gracie Slick
[00:50.615]They made Victor Mature
[00:51.869]And they made Tom Petty
[00:53.375]They started Willie Waylon
[00:54.628]And they got Helen Reddy.
[00:56.134]They made Tom Cruise
[00:57.640]They made Oscar Wilde
[00:59.648]They gave Gary Hart
[01:00.901]But they gave Gomer Piles
[01:02.407]They made William Hurt
[01:03.912]They made Lucille Ball
[01:05.417]They made Wilson Picket
[01:07.174]And that ain't all.
[01:08.178]
[01:08.679]Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
[01:11.941]What a little oyster can do for you.
[01:14.951]Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
[01:18.218]Here's some more them oysters done.
[01:20.978]
[01:21.479]They made Stevie Wonder
[01:22.735]And they made old John Wayne
[01:23.990]They made Saul Bellow
[01:25.745]And caused Thomas Paine
[01:27.501]Turned Clint Black
[01:28.754]And turned Barry White
[01:30.509]Made Doris' Day
[01:32.016]And Gladys' Knight.
[01:34.023]They gave Bob Hope
[01:35.278]They gave Percy Faith
[01:36.534]They made Marvin Gaye
[01:38.291]But they made George Straight
[01:39.546]They made Bobby's Short
[01:41.050]And Lester's Flatt
[01:42.557]And hey... they even did more than that.
[01:44.314]
[01:46.319]Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
[01:48.829]What a little oyster can do for you.
[01:51.840]Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
[01:55.102]Here's some more them oysters done.
[01:56.608]
[01:58.115]They got George Bush
[01:59.620]They made Bozo a Clown
[02:00.875]They got Bobby Bare
[02:02.633]And made Ezra Pound
[02:04.138]They made Gallo Wine
[02:05.646]They made Merle Haggard
[02:06.900]They Made Andy Devine
[02:08.405]They made Jimmy Swagger
[02:10.411]They made Rich Little
[02:11.917]And made Hughie Long
[02:13.423]They made BB King
[02:14.677]And they made Neil's Armstrong
[02:15.931]And if you ask my wife,
[02:17.687]She'll tell you quite gaily
[02:21.955]Best of all they made old Pat Daily.
[02:24.213]
[02:28.480]Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
[02:31.238]What a little oyster can do for you.
[02:34.249]Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
[02:37.762]That's all about oysters
[02:39.518]Now we're done.

Now, listen to me, folks...
Hear what I say.
You got to eat oysters everyday
They'll put your love life back on track
They're nature's own aphrodisiac.
Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
What a little oyster can do for you.
Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
Here's some things them oysters done...
They made Jim Beam
They made Allen Thick
They made Jonathan Swift
And they made Gracie Slick
They made Victor Mature
And they made Tom Petty
They started Willie Waylon
And they got Helen Reddy.
They made Tom Cruise
They made Oscar Wilde
They gave Gary Hart
But they gave Gomer Piles
They made William Hurt
They made Lucille Ball
They made Wilson Picket
And that ain't all.
Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
What a little oyster can do for you.
Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
Here's some more them oysters done.
They made Stevie Wonder
And they made old John Wayne
They made Saul Bellow
And caused Thomas Paine
Turned Clint Black
And turned Barry White
Made Doris' Day
And Gladys' Knight.
They gave Bob Hope
They gave Percy Faith
They made Marvin Gaye
But they made George Straight
They made Bobby's Short
And Lester's Flatt
And hey... they even did more than that.
Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
What a little oyster can do for you.
Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
Here's some more them oysters done.
They got George Bush
They made Bozo a Clown
They got Bobby Bare
And made Ezra Pound
They made Gallo Wine
They made Merle Haggard
They Made Andy Devine
They made Jimmy Swagger
They made Rich Little
And made Hughie Long
They made BB King
And they made Neil's Armstrong
And if you ask my wife,
She'll tell you quite gaily
Best of all they made old Pat Daily.
Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true
What a little oyster can do for you.
Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun
That's all about oysters
Now we're done.