[00:00.32]It's Christmas
[00:04.62]A time of joy and generosity
[00:10.58]The season of good deeds and charity
[00:16.61]We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
[00:22.62]It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas
[00:29.62]You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
[00:36.00]You give someone in need a little change
[00:41.90]Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
[00:47.81]And I gotta say...
[00:50.96]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[00:56.52]You're an asshole
[00:58.81]If you think the season is the reason
[01:02.78]You're a piece of shit
[01:05.18]If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
[01:13.26]Then you're a low-life ****ing twat
[01:22.89]It's Christmas
[01:26.54]You spare a little change and make believe
[01:33.00]Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
[01:38.71]Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
[01:44.87]And shopping sprees
[01:47.83]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[01:53.44]You're a son of a bitch
[01:55.66]If you think compassion's just in fashion
[01:59.81]You're a ****ing nob
[02:02.03]If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
[02:10.29]You're a spineless ****ing turd
[02:15.65]Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
[02:20.42]Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
[02:30.83]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[02:37.86]You're an asshole
[02:39.66]If you think the season is the reason
[02:44.16]You're a w****r
[02:46.16]If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
[02:54.51]Then you're a shit face
[02:57.47]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[03:03.29]You're a bastard
[03:05.10]If you think compassion's just in fashion
[03:09.32]You're a ****ing nob
[03:11.45]If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
[03:19.71]You're a spineless ****ing turd
[03:30.74]You're a spineless ****ing turd
[03:35.68]Make that ****ing change
[03:41.18]

It's Christmas
A time of joy and generosity
The season of good deeds and charity
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
You give someone in need a little change
Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
And I gotta say...
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an asshole
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of shit
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a low-life ****ing twat
It's Christmas
You spare a little change and make believe
Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
And shopping sprees
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a bitch
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a ****ing nob
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless ****ing turd
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an asshole
If you think the season is the reason
You're a w****r
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a shit face
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a bastard
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a ****ing nob
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless ****ing turd
You're a spineless ****ing turd
Make that ****ing change