[00:11.64]Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
[00:16.33]I wanna get the hell outta here
[00:19.73]
[00:20.91]I’ve ordered my Mercedes
[00:23.16]I wanna meet some classy ladies
[00:25.79]And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer
[00:29.48]
[00:30.67]Now I don’t have much money
[00:33.06]But we could work out something
[00:35.54]I could send you 20 bucks a week
[00:40.33]He said that’s not how it works
[00:42.73]And just what is your net worth?
[00:45.23]I said my net worth is what I got on me
[00:49.20]
[00:52.66]So I called up my mother in law
[00:55.43]Told ‘er about the add I saw
[00:58.02]Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
[01:01.24]
[01:02.38]I said I need a hundred thou
[01:05.01]Cuz we have got to jump in now
[01:07.57]We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways
[01:11.12]
[01:12.04]So I met her down at the bank
[01:14.93]Grabbed the check and then I ran
[01:17.28]As fast as I could to the store
[01:21.52]
[01:22.21]Now here’s all the money
[01:24.43]So pick some winner sunny
[01:27.06]And call me up when we make the big score
[01:30.87]
[01:36.57]Well I saw it on the evening news
[01:39.42]That stock market really had the blues
[01:41.79]And when it closed it set an all time low
[01:46.62]I wondered where did I go wrong?
[01:49.04]Why did this happen to me lord?
[01:51.44]I’ve got to get that money back, you know?
[01:55.17]
[01:56.04]Well I just sat there and wondered why
[01:58.80]I was gonna buy low and sell it high
[02:01.22]But things sure didn’t work out that way
[02:05.27]
[02:05.90]I don’t know what I’m gonna do
[02:08.64]And to tell y’all the truth
[02:11.02]I think I’ve lost my assets today
[02:15.01]
[02:23.40]Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments
[02:28.21]Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants
[02:31.90]
[02:33.16]Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin’ back to the old lady
[02:37.92]In Little Rock instead of Paris, France
[02:41.67]
[02:42.48]Oh, I’ll never play that game again
[02:45.50]I think y’all saw me comin’ friend
[02:47.85]And I jumped right in like a big fool
[02:52.58]Oh I thought I’d make some money
[02:55.02]But it’s really kinda funny
[02:57.46]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
[03:02.54]Oh, I thought I’d make some money
[03:04.84]But it’s really kinda funny
[03:07.49]
[03:08.88]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
[03:13.24]
[03:17.32]Yes mother in law, I’m checkin’ on it right now

Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
I wanna get the hell outta here
I’ve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer
Now I don’t have much money
But we could work out something
I could send you 20 bucks a week
He said that’s not how it works
And just what is your net worth?
I said my net worth is what I got on me
So I called up my mother in law
Told ‘er about the add I saw
Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
I said I need a hundred thou
Cuz we have got to jump in now
We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways
So I met her down at the bank
Grabbed the check and then I ran
As fast as I could to the store
Now here’s all the money
So pick some winner sunny
And call me up when we make the big score
Well I saw it on the evening news
That stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set an all time low
I wondered where did I go wrong?
Why did this happen to me lord?
I’ve got to get that money back, you know?
Well I just sat there and wondered why
I was gonna buy low and sell it high
But things sure didn’t work out that way
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
And to tell y’all the truth
I think I’ve lost my assets today
Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments
Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants
Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin’ back to the old lady
In Little Rock instead of Paris, France
Oh, I’ll never play that game again
I think y’all saw me comin’ friend
And I jumped right in like a big fool
Oh I thought I’d make some money
But it’s really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
Oh, I thought I’d make some money
But it’s really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
Yes mother in law, I’m checkin’ on it right now