[00:24.00]I still remember third of December
[00:30.202]Me in your sweater, you said it looked better
[00:34.904]On me, than it did you, only if you knew
[00:40.627]How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes
[00:44.966]As she walks by
[00:48.432]What a sight for sore eyes
[00:53.668]Brighter than a blue sky
[00:58.984]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[01:06.782]Why would you ever kiss me?
[01:11.499]I'm not even half as pretty
[01:16.783]You gave her your sweater
[01:19.280]It's just polyester
[01:21.996]But you like her better
[01:24.915]Wish I were Heather
[01:27.454]Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
[01:32.058]Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
[01:37.461]But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
[01:43.200]But then again, kinda wish she were dead
[01:47.679]As she walks by
[01:51.054]What a sight for sore eyes
[01:56.050]Brighter than a blue sky
[02:01.483]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[02:09.262]Why would you ever kiss me?
[02:14.014]I'm not even half as pretty
[02:19.332]You gave her your sweater
[02:21.931]It's just polyester
[02:24.605]But you like her better
[02:27.229]I wish I were Heather
[02:37.981]Wish I were Heather
[02:40.255](Oh, oh)
[02:48.207]Wish I were Heather
[02:51.052]Why would you ever kiss me?
[02:55.832]I'm not even half as pretty
[03:01.012]You gave her your sweater
[03:03.680]It's just polyester
[03:06.111]But you like her better
[03:09.114]Wish I were

I still remember third of December
Me in your sweater, you said it looked better
On me, than it did you, only if you knew
How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
Wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were