[00:00.36]Why would you ever kiss me
[00:03.76]I'm not even half as pretty
[00:07.46]You gave her your sweater
[00:09.44]It's just polyester
[00:11.23]But you like her better
[00:13.35]Wish I were Heather
[00:15.12]I still remember third of December
[00:18.84]Me in your sweater you said it looked better
[00:22.11]On me than it did you only if you knew
[00:26.25]How much I liked you but I watch your eyes
[00:29.41]As she walks by
[00:31.77]What a sight for sore eyes
[00:35.48]Brighter than a blue sky
[00:39.14]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[00:44.67]Why would you ever kiss me
[00:48.07]I'm not even half as pretty
[00:51.77]You gave her your sweater
[00:53.75]It's just polyester
[00:55.53]But you like her better
[00:57.66]Wish I were Heather
[00:59.53]Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
[01:02.56]Put your arm 'round her shoulder now I'm getting colder
[01:06.55]But how could I hate her She's such an angel
[01:10.58]But then again kinda wish she were dead
[01:13.66]As she walks by
[01:16.08]What a sight for sore eyes
[01:19.78]Brighter than a blue sky
[01:23.46]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[01:28.92]Why would you ever kiss me
[01:32.40]I'm not even half as pretty
[01:36.07]You gave her your sweater
[01:38.05]It's just polyester
[01:39.81]But you like her better
[01:43.81]Wish I were Heather
[01:45.59]Why would you ever kiss me
[01:49.05]I'm not even half as pretty
[01:52.64]You gave her your sweater
[01:54.67]It's just polyester
[01:56.36]But you like her better
[01:58.53]Wish I were

Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
I still remember third of December
Me in your sweater you said it looked better
On me than it did you only if you knew
How much I liked you but I watch your eyes
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her She's such an angel
But then again kinda wish she were dead
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were