[00:59.28]At precisely 8-0-5
[01:05.03]Doctor Frederick von Meyer
[01:11.46]Will attempt his famous dive
[01:17.93]Through a solid sheet of luminescent fire.
[01:24.41]In the center of the ring
[01:32.53]They are torturing a bear
[01:39.11]And although he cannot sing
[01:45.81]We can make him whistle Londonerry Air
[01:56.30]And the price is right
[01:59.96]The cost of one admission is your mind
[02:08.91]We shall shortly institute
[02:14.07]A syncopation of fear
[02:20.43]While it's painful, it will suit
[02:26.62]Many customers whose appetites are queer
[02:34.31]Or for those who wish to pay
[02:40.19]There are children you can bleed
[02:45.64]In a most peculiar way
[02:52.56]We can give you all the instruments you'll need
[03:02.50]And the price is right
[03:07.17]The cost of one admission is your mind
[03:14.50]If you're harder yet to serve
[03:20.33]We have most delightful dreams
[03:26.28]Our recorders will preserve
[03:32.25]The intensity and passion of your screams
[03:40.84]For we only aim to please
[03:46.77]It's our customers who gain
[03:52.84]As their appetites increase
[03:58.81]They must come to us for pleasure and for pain
[04:08.96]And the price is right
[04:12.23]The cost of one admission is your mind

At precisely 8-0-5
Doctor Frederick von Meyer
Will attempt his famous dive
Through a solid sheet of luminescent fire.
In the center of the ring
They are torturing a bear
And although he cannot sing
We can make him whistle Londonerry Air
And the price is right
The cost of one admission is your mind
We shall shortly institute
A syncopation of fear
While it's painful, it will suit
Many customers whose appetites are queer
Or for those who wish to pay
There are children you can bleed
In a most peculiar way
We can give you all the instruments you'll need
And the price is right
The cost of one admission is your mind
If you're harder yet to serve
We have most delightful dreams
Our recorders will preserve
The intensity and passion of your screams
For we only aim to please
It's our customers who gain
As their appetites increase
They must come to us for pleasure and for pain
And the price is right
The cost of one admission is your mind