[00:13.88]Nice hat, dork,
[00:15.14]
[00:15.66]you look like a duck
[00:17.24]I had Alfred read your books,
[00:18.59]
[00:19.09]he told me they suck
[00:20.17]
[00:20.67]I'll crush your British nuts until
[00:22.38]they're bangers and mash
[00:23.26]
[00:23.80]I've seen better detective
[00:25.31]work in Tango & Cash
[00:26.79]
[00:27.49]You chump, I kick punks
[00:29.17]like you off the streets
[00:30.65]While you and Velma here are
[00:32.29]solving Scooby Doo mysteries
[00:33.40]
[00:34.31]Nothing makes me laugh,
[00:35.95]but I bet your raps can
[00:37.65]So bring it on, *****, I'm Batman!
[00:41.27]I once met a rich fellow
[00:42.85]who smelled of guano and pain
[00:44.54]Holmes explain
[00:45.30]I deduce this douce stain as
[00:46.84]Bruce Wayne
[00:47.88]The billionaire?
[00:48.84]Yes, his wealth would allow
[00:50.00]this adversary of hours
[00:51.38]To afford the toys his needs
[00:52.87]Since he has no superpowers!
[00:54.79]You want to battle,
[00:55.95]bat? Bring it then
[00:57.22]I heard he has a British butler
[00:58.86]Good! Then he'll be used to
[01:00.32]getting served by Englishmen!
[01:01.69]You're a wack vigilante
[01:02.86]black pantied spud with no skill
[01:04.93]My sidekick's a doctor
[01:06.74]Because his flows are so ill!
[01:07.91]
[01:08.62]Shut up, nerds,
[01:10.07]I serve justice, so eat it
[01:11.88]My sidekick only comes around
[01:14.07]When he's needed!
[01:15.32]Boy wonder make you wonder
[01:16.56]how your ass got killed
[01:17.03]Bite harder than those hounds
[01:18.08]down in Baskerville
[01:18.82]I'll bust you with
[01:19.49]that bat-whack-rap repellant
[01:20.63]Rappel a building,snatch a villain
[01:21.08]then by dinner be chilling
[01:21.42]Gotta secret about your
[01:22.64]homegirl Irene Adler
[01:24.12]Took her back to my nest,
[01:25.31]to bam pow kersplat her
[01:26.18]I'll shatter that fiddle
[01:26.71]with a chop of the hand!
[01:27.75]Holy Conan Doyle,
[01:28.42]let's get em! Aw god damn!
[01:29.21]
[01:29.71]You're not smart, you're selfish,
[01:31.51]you endanger everyone's life
[01:32.90]Why don't you let your boyfriend
[01:34.33]here go home to his wife?
[01:35.88]Nobody likes you, not your brother,
[01:37.53]not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
[01:39.40]You'll die alone with no friends
[01:40.99]except that needle in your arm!
[01:42.35]
[01:43.56]This mustn't register on
[01:44.49]an emotional levela
[01:45.79]First, exploit childhood tragedya
[01:48.03]
[01:49.36]then gesture with pipea
[01:50.93]Watson finishes punchlinea next,
[01:53.57]acknowledge compliment
[01:54.34]
[01:55.13]Conclude with killer catchphrasea
[01:56.86]I believe your parent's homicide is
[01:58.13]why you mask your face
[01:59.01]
[01:59.92]You're shamed and traumatized and
[02:01.06]haunted by the vast disgrace
[02:02.51]Of watching like a passive waste
[02:03.95]
[02:04.73]as momma died and daddy
[02:05.87]was dispatched with haste!
[02:07.04]Holmes, you've cracked the case!
[02:08.53]You're a bat **** crazy basket case!
[02:10.60]Bloody good rhymes!
[02:11.52]I've got tonnes!
[02:12.70]Dissing these dynamic douchebags
[02:14.15]
[02:14.75]was elementary, my dear Watson

Nice hat, dork,
you look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books,
he told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts until
they're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective
work in Tango & Cash
You chump, I kick punks
like you off the streets
While you and Velma here are
solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh,
but I bet your raps can
So bring it on, *****, I'm Batman!
I once met a rich fellow
who smelled of guano and pain
Holmes explain
I deduce this douce stain as
Bruce Wayne
The billionaire?
Yes, his wealth would allow
this adversary of hours
To afford the toys his needs
Since he has no superpowers!
You want to battle,
bat? Bring it then
I heard he has a British butler
Good! Then he'll be used to
getting served by Englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante
black pantied spud with no skill
My sidekick's a doctor
Because his flows are so ill!
Shut up, nerds,
I serve justice, so eat it
My sidekick only comes around
When he's needed!
Boy wonder make you wonder
how your ass got killed
Bite harder than those hounds
down in Baskerville
I'll bust you with
that bat-whack-rap repellant
Rappel a building,snatch a villain
then by dinner be chilling
Gotta secret about your
homegirl Irene Adler
Took her back to my nest,
to bam pow kersplat her
I'll shatter that fiddle
with a chop of the hand!
Holy Conan Doyle,
let's get em! Aw god damn!
You're not smart, you're selfish,
you endanger everyone's life
Why don't you let your boyfriend
here go home to his wife?
Nobody likes you, not your brother,
not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
You'll die alone with no friends
except that needle in your arm!
This mustn't register on
an emotional levela
First, exploit childhood tragedya
then gesture with pipea
Watson finishes punchlinea next,
acknowledge compliment
Conclude with killer catchphrasea
I believe your parent's homicide is
why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and
haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste
as momma died and daddy
was dispatched with haste!
Holmes, you've cracked the case!
You're a bat **** crazy basket case!
Bloody good rhymes!
I've got tonnes!
Dissing these dynamic douchebags
was elementary, my dear Watson