[00:02.82]My weekend starts on Wednesday 'cause there's **** all else to do
[00:08.19]With a box of fags in a Tesco bag and my dreams of breaking through
[00:13.74]And Billy's past his prime now but still he likes a brew
[00:18.87]He's getting on and it's going wrong so he starts on Wednesday too
[00:24.90]And everybody likes a can
[00:28.80]And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
[00:31.38]Seems a most inspired plan
[00:45.57]And Emma's on her own now so she pours a glass of wine
[00:54.69]And all her friends assure her, she'll forget him in good time
[01:04.41]And Tom has just turned fifteen, he loves his girl m***y
[01:09.69]She's a fickle b***h but she really kicks and he's always out his tree
[01:15.48]And everybody likes a can
[01:19.41]And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
[01:22.11]Seems a most inspired plan
[01:24.99]And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
[01:27.60]Seems a most inspired plan
[01:30.48]And it'll start again on Thursday
[01:33.33]Oh I don't know if I can

My weekend starts on Wednesday 'cause there's **** all else to do
With a box of fags in a Tesco bag and my dreams of breaking through
And Billy's past his prime now but still he likes a brew
He's getting on and it's going wrong so he starts on Wednesday too
And everybody likes a can
And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
Seems a most inspired plan
And Emma's on her own now so she pours a glass of wine
And all her friends assure her, she'll forget him in good time
And Tom has just turned fifteen, he loves his girl m***y
She's a fickle b***h but she really kicks and he's always out his tree
And everybody likes a can
And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
Seems a most inspired plan
And on a Wednesday yes, a Wednesday
Seems a most inspired plan
And it'll start again on Thursday
Oh I don't know if I can