[00:00.54]Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
[00:01.53]Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
[00:05.16]Finally found a program, gonna deal with
[00:06.00]Mary JaneReady for a trip into hate land
[00:07.44]Obnoxious
[00:07.68]Joe comes on a screen
[00:08.10]Along with his guest self-righteous
[00:08.82]SamAnd one more guy who doesn't count
[00:11.61]His hair and clothes are too far out
[00:12.81]While pus*in' back his glasses
[00:15.18]Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses"
[00:16.83]And with that in mind he starts to unwind
[00:21.27]A vicious attack on the finest of grasses
[00:22.20]Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
[01:02.67]And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
[01:04.56]It will hook your
[01:04.89]Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
[01:05.70]All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
[01:07.80]Misinformation
[01:17.10]Sam and Joe are feeding to the nation
[01:25.05]But the one who didn't count, counted them out
[01:26.07]By exposing all their false quotations
[01:27.12]Faced by a very awkward situation
[01:32.70]This is all he'd say to save the day
[01:33.60]Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
[01:57.93]And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
[02:01.95]It will hook your
[02:02.34]Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
[02:07.80]All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
[04:04.68]You waste my coin
[04:06.45]Sam, all you can
[04:08.67]To jail my fellow man
[04:11.82]For smoking all the noble shit
[04:15.09]You need much more than him
[04:18.27]You've been telling lies so long
[04:21.81]Some believe they're true
[04:25.83]So they close their eyes to things
[04:27.78]You have no right to do
[04:30.96]Just as soon as you are gone
[04:34.20]Hope will start to climb
[04:37.29]Please don't stay around too long
[04:40.35]You're wasting precious time
[04:54.87]Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
[05:04.35]And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
[05:06.99]It will hook your
[05:07.38]Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
[05:12.87]All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
Finally found a program, gonna deal with
Mary JaneReady for a trip into hate land
Obnoxious
Joe comes on a screen
Along with his guest self-righteous
SamAnd one more guy who doesn't count
His hair and clothes are too far out
While pus*in' back his glasses
Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of grasses
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
It will hook your
Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
Misinformation
Sam and Joe are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count, counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
It will hook your
Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
You waste my coin
Sam, all you can
To jail my fellow man
For smoking all the noble shit
You need much more than him
You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do
Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
It will hook your
Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)