[00:00.000] 作词 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
[00:04.962][MADELINE]
[00:04.963]So tell me, Ernest, what would you do to me? Aesthetically?
[00:10.185]A lift, a tuck, a freeze, a suck, some filler in the chin?
[00:13.972][ERNEST]
[00:13.973]Oh, goodness, no
[00:15.052][MADELINE]
[00:15.053]No, really, tell me, Ernest, if you had your way with me
[00:19.110]Medically, are we talking face, chest, thighs, breasts?
[00:22.864]Oh, God, I don't know where to begin
[00:25.356]What about this vein on my leg?
[00:27.560]I stressed it out from doing squats on the reg
[00:30.654]Do you have time on Tuesday to squeeze me in?
[00:34.251][HELEN]
[00:34.252]I told you, Ernest doesn't really do that
[00:36.409][ERNEST]
[00:36.410]But she's a friend, Tuesday's doablе
[00:38.805][MADELINE]
[00:38.806]Mm, doable, huh?
[00:40.685][MADELINE]
[00:40.686]So, tell me, Ernеst, how much have you seen of me, cinematically?
[00:46.047]The roms, the coms, the rom-coms, the dramas, the dramedies
[00:49.832][HELEN]
[00:49.833]The straight-to-DVDs
[00:50.937][MADELINE]
[00:50.938]No, really, Ernest, how often have you watched me?
[00:54.480][ERNEST]
[00:54.481]Uh, sporadically?
[00:55.581][HELEN]
[00:55.582]What?
[00:56.295][ERNEST]
[00:56.296]I really liked the one where you were fighting with a sword
[00:58.610][MADELINE]
[00:58.611]Oh, Thrust!
[00:59.215][HELEN]
[00:59.216]That was her first Razzie award
[01:00.981][MADELINE]
[01:00.982]You know I did all my own stunts
[01:03.168]I only injured all of my co-stars once
[01:06.311]Now swordplay foreplay's one of my specialties
[01:09.982]We need another bottle
[01:12.032]I must be boring you senseless
[01:16.977]I'm just so thrilled that you both are here
[01:22.193]Treat her well, I haven't seen Hel this happy in years
[01:27.466][ERNEST]
[01:27.467]Well, hear, hear
[01:28.614][HELEN]
[01:28.615]Thank you, Mad, so sincere
[01:32.043][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[01:32.044]Cheers
[01:34.071]I'm so glad we did this
[01:37.494][HELEN]
[01:37.495]Well, this has been so much fun, but oh, gosh, look at the time
[01:41.561][MADELINE]
[01:41.562]Oh, please, you don't have anywhere else to be
[01:44.380]Our Helen, always worrying
[01:46.986][MADELINE]
[01:46.987]But tell me, Ernest
[01:49.076]How's Helen in the sack?
[01:50.353][HELEN]
[01:50.354]Mad!
[01:50.913][MADELINE]
[01:50.914]Just curious
[01:52.319]I've known this girl for twenty years
[01:53.666]And never have I ever heard her make a uh-uh-woah
[01:56.713][HELEN]
[01:56.714]Hey!
[01:57.195][MADELINE]
[01:57.196]Oh, lighten up, Ernest!
[01:59.244][HELEN]
[01:59.245]We should be heading back
[02:00.530][MADELINE]
[02:00.531]Uh-oh, she's furious
[02:02.385]Come on, Hel
[02:03.094]You know I'm just having fun
[02:04.867][STEFAN]
[02:04.868]Another glass
[02:05.647][MADELINE]
[02:05.648]Ooh, we've only begun
[02:07.649]A toast to friends for life
[02:09.546]That's right, you're stuck with me, Ernie
[02:11.487]Thank your wife
[02:12.561][HELEN]
[02:12.562]Well, it's been fun, but we gotta go
[02:15.673]I think I'm done, gonna hit the road
[02:18.386][MADELINE]
[02:18.387]I must be boring you senseless
[02:20.374][HELEN]
[02:20.375]Oh, we must be bored
[02:23.425][MADELINE & HELEN]
[02:23.426]I feel so thrilled that you both are here (We're out of here)
[02:28.465][MADELINE & HELEN]
[02:28.466]We should do this again
[02:30.917][MADELINE]
[02:30.918]How's next week?
[02:32.352][HELEN]
[02:32.353]How's next year?
[02:35.939][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[02:35.940]Cheers, cheers
[02:40.508][MADELINE]
[02:40.509]I'm so glad
[02:42.312][ERNEST]
[02:42.313]So glad
[02:43.889][HELEN]
[02:43.890]So ****ing glad
[02:48.070][MADELINE, HELEN & ERNEST]
[02:48.071]We did this

作词 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
作曲 : Julia Mattison/Noel Carey
So tell me, Ernest, what would you do to me? Aesthetically?
A lift, a tuck, a freeze, a suck, some filler in the chin?
Oh, goodness, no
No, really, tell me, Ernest, if you had your way with me
Medically, are we talking face, chest, thighs, breasts?
Oh, God, I don't know where to begin
What about this vein on my leg?
I stressed it out from doing squats on the reg
Do you have time on Tuesday to squeeze me in?
I told you, Ernest doesn't really do that
But she's a friend, Tuesday's doablе
Mm, doable, huh?
So, tell me, Ernеst, how much have you seen of me, cinematically?
The roms, the coms, the rom-coms, the dramas, the dramedies
The straight-to-DVDs
No, really, Ernest, how often have you watched me?
Uh, sporadically?
What?
I really liked the one where you were fighting with a sword
Oh, Thrust!
That was her first Razzie award
You know I did all my own stunts
I only injured all of my co-stars once
Now swordplay foreplay's one of my specialties
We need another bottle
I must be boring you senseless
I'm just so thrilled that you both are here
Treat her well, I haven't seen Hel this happy in years
Well, hear, hear
Thank you, Mad, so sincere
Cheers
I'm so glad we did this
Well, this has been so much fun, but oh, gosh, look at the time
Oh, please, you don't have anywhere else to be
Our Helen, always worrying
But tell me, Ernest
How's Helen in the sack?
Mad!
Just curious
I've known this girl for twenty years
And never have I ever heard her make a uh-uh-woah
Hey!
Oh, lighten up, Ernest!
We should be heading back
Uh-oh, she's furious
Come on, Hel
You know I'm just having fun
Another glass
Ooh, we've only begun
A toast to friends for life
That's right, you're stuck with me, Ernie
Thank your wife
Well, it's been fun, but we gotta go
I think I'm done, gonna hit the road
I must be boring you senseless
Oh, we must be bored
I feel so thrilled that you both are here (We're out of here)
We should do this again
How's next week?
How's next year?
Cheers, cheers
I'm so glad
So glad
So ****ing glad
We did this