[00:00.000] 作词 : Unknown
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Unknown
[00:08.001]I don't want to join the army
[00:11.931]I dont want to war
[00:15.876]I'd rather hang around piccadilly underground
[00:19.742]Living off the earnings of a high born lady
[00:23.563]I don't want a bayonet up the arsehole
[00:27.409]I don't want me bollocks shot away
[00:31.054]I'd rather stay in England, in merry merry England
[00:35.167]And fornicate me bleeding life away.
[00:58.473]Hitler, has only got one ball
[01:02.285]Goering, he has two but very small
[01:06.133]Himmler, has something similar
[01:09.363]But poor old Goebbels has no ***** at all
[01:17.237]We are Fred Karno's army
[01:21.168]We are the R.S.C
[01:25.043]We cannot fight, we cannot ****
[01:29.210]What bleeding good are we
[01:32.729]And when we get to Berlin
[01:36.614]Old Hitler he will say:
[01:40.473]Aha Mein gott what a ****ing fine lot,
[01:44.258]are the boys of the R.S.C"
[01:52.569]Our Sargent Major leads a solitary line,
[01:56.217]He can't afford a woman and he hasn't got a wife
[01:59.653]So he uses the end of the regimental pipe
[02:03.449]As he reveals in the joys of ****ing
[02:09.152]They say there's a boat on the river, the river
[02:13.154]They say that it's loaded with beer
[02:16.743]Oh why is that boat on the river, the river
[02:20.263]It ****ing ought to be well be here
[02:23.086]Singing: "eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
[02:25.790]Follow the man,
[02:27.409]Follow the man with your **** in your hand,
[02:30.853]Eh jig-a-jig, **** a little pig
[02:32.577]Follow the man,
[02:34.295]Fall in and follow the man."
[02:37.058]I've been in the saddle for hours and hours
[02:40.853]I've stuck it as long as I could
[02:44.565]I've stuck it and stuck it and now I say:
[02:47.467]**** it my arsehole is not made of wood"
[02:50.950]Singing:"Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
[02:53.587]Follow the man
[02:55.336]Follow the man with your **** in your hand
[02:58.720]Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
[03:00.449]Follow the man
[03:02.243]Fall in and follow the man"

作词 : Unknown
作曲 : Unknown
I don't want to join the army
I dont want to war
I'd rather hang around piccadilly underground
Living off the earnings of a high born lady
I don't want a bayonet up the arsehole
I don't want me bollocks shot away
I'd rather stay in England, in merry merry England
And fornicate me bleeding life away.
Hitler, has only got one ball
Goering, he has two but very small
Himmler, has something similar
But poor old Goebbels has no ***** at all
We are Fred Karno's army
We are the R.S.C
We cannot fight, we cannot ****
What bleeding good are we
And when we get to Berlin
Old Hitler he will say:
Aha Mein gott what a ****ing fine lot,
are the boys of the R.S.C"
Our Sargent Major leads a solitary line,
He can't afford a woman and he hasn't got a wife
So he uses the end of the regimental pipe
As he reveals in the joys of ****ing
They say there's a boat on the river, the river
They say that it's loaded with beer
Oh why is that boat on the river, the river
It ****ing ought to be well be here
Singing: "eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man,
Follow the man with your **** in your hand,
Eh jig-a-jig, **** a little pig
Follow the man,
Fall in and follow the man."
I've been in the saddle for hours and hours
I've stuck it as long as I could
I've stuck it and stuck it and now I say:
**** it my arsehole is not made of wood"
Singing:"Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man
Follow the man with your **** in your hand
Eh jig-a-jig **** a little pig
Follow the man
Fall in and follow the man"