[00:00.00] 作曲 : Joe Iconis
[00:13.30]Freshman year
[00:15.70]I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
[00:18.00]I was a loser
[00:19.50]just like you
[00:20.50]Good times would only
[00:22.20]Soar by
[00:24.30]I was gross
[00:26.50]As every female would attest
[00:29.20]My sexting was a futile quest
[00:31.60]My little penis was depressed
[00:33.20]He was so lonely
[00:35.10]Poor guy
[00:38.00]I was
[00:38.40]Hopeless, hopeless
[00:40.30]I was
[00:41.00]Helpless, helpless
[00:42.10]Every time I'd walk the hallway
[00:44.70]I would trip
[00:45.90]I was
[00:46.30]Stagnant and idle
[00:48.00]I was
[00:48.50]So suicidal
[00:50.70]And then
[00:51.70]Then, then
[00:52.20]Then, then
[00:53.80]Then, then
[00:54.90]Then, then
[00:55.70]Then, then
[00:56.60]Then, then I got a Squip
[01:00.80]You got quick?
[01:01.70]Not quick
[01:03.10]Squip
[01:03.70]I've just never heard of it before
[01:05.20]Yeah, that's the point!
[01:06.20]This is some top-secret
[01:07.10]can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
[01:10.10]It's from Japan
[01:13.60]It's a gray, oblong pill
[01:16.50]Quantum nano-technology CPU
[01:22.60]The quantum computer in the pill
[01:24.00]will travel through your blood until
[01:27.80]It implants in your brain
[01:28.30]and it tells you what to do
[01:31.40]So..
[01:31.50]It's like...
[01:32.20]Drugs?
[01:34.60]It's better than drugs, Jeremy
[01:37.20]It's from Japan!
[01:40.50]It's a gray, oblong pill
[01:43.00]Quantum nano-technology CPU
[01:47.40]The quantum computer in the pill
[01:51.00]will travel through your blood until
[01:53.60]It implants in your brain
[01:55.30]and it tells you what to do
[01:58.70]It tells you what to do
[02:01.50]It's preprogrammed
[02:04.00]It's amazing
[02:05.80]Speaks to you directly
[02:08.60]You behave as
[02:10.10]It's appraising
[02:12.20]Helps you act correctly
[02:16.60]Helps you to be cool
[02:21.20]It helps you rule
[02:29.80]Cause right now you're
[02:30.10]Helpless, helpless
[02:31.80]You are
[02:32.50]Almost hopeless
[02:33.00]On the school's social map you're just a blip
[02:36.60]But if you
[02:37.50]Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
[02:41.40]Well, then you go from sad to interesting
[02:43.10]To hip - Your whole life will flip!
[02:46.70]When you buy a Squip!
[02:50.60]Hey, yeah, a Squip!
[02:52.10]Oh, a Squip
[02:58.00]Hey, yeah!
[03:00.20]No longer a drip when you got in your grip
[03:03.90]A Squip
[03:04.30]A Squip
[03:05.00]A Squip

作曲 : Joe Iconis
Freshman year
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser
just like you
Good times would only
Soar by
I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy
I was
Hopeless, hopeless
I was
Helpless, helpless
Every time I'd walk the hallway
I would trip
I was
Stagnant and idle
I was
So suicidal
And then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then I got a Squip
You got quick?
Not quick
Squip
I've just never heard of it before
Yeah, that's the point!
This is some top-secret
can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain
and it tells you what to do
So..
It's like...
Drugs?
It's better than drugs, Jeremy
It's from Japan!
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain
and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
Cause right now you're
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
On the school's social map you're just a blip
But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
To hip - Your whole life will flip!
When you buy a Squip!
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
Oh, a Squip
Hey, yeah!
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
A Squip
A Squip
A Squip