[00:00.510]You are such a jerk
[00:05.500]You are a tearjerker
[00:11.270]You don't need a girlfriend
[00:16.110]You need a social worker
[00:22.670]She's waiting at the airport
[00:28.750]You're in your hotel room
[00:33.820]With somebody who doesn't know you
[00:40.450]Everybody always knew
[00:46.530]The game that you were playing
[00:53.090]You were fooling no one
[00:58.360]So we're glad that you are paying
[01:04.210]But still she's going to cry
[01:10.400]Yes still it's going to hurt her
[01:16.460]But you are a tearjerker
[01:22.600]You're such a jerk
[01:29.520]yeah A tearjerker
[01:36.440]You're such a jerk yeah
[01:41.960]These surfaces are shining
[01:48.460]Anything wipes off them
[01:54.260]These surfaces are hard
[02:00.640]Nothing seems to mark them
[02:06.770]Breakfast ends at ten AM
[02:12.450]Do you thing we could be through by then
[02:18.430]Cause breakfast is inclusive
[02:24.820]Do you think I'm stupid?
[02:32.450]I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
[02:44.440]You are such a jerk
[02:50.990]You are a tearjerke
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You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerker
You don't need a girlfriend
You need a social worker
She's waiting at the airport
You're in your hotel room
With somebody who doesn't know you
Everybody always knew
The game that you were playing
You were fooling no one
So we're glad that you are paying
But still she's going to cry
Yes still it's going to hurt her
But you are a tearjerker
You're such a jerk
yeah A tearjerker
You're such a jerk yeah
These surfaces are shining
Anything wipes off them
These surfaces are hard
Nothing seems to mark them
Breakfast ends at ten AM
Do you thing we could be through by then
Cause breakfast is inclusive
Do you think I'm stupid?
I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerke