[00:04.59]I've got copies of everything
[00:06.57]Every pressing every color
[00:12.00]Even the *****-shaped picture disc
[00:12.84]So i'm not the only ****
[00:16.92]Put that down!
[00:17.22]Don't get fingerprints on the cover
[00:18.15]Every record is my lover
[00:30.18]Every rarity i've pursued
[00:34.05]Is fondled nightly when i'm nude
[00:34.74]I'm a whore for vinyl
[00:35.67]Need more
[00:35.91]Still need the limited metal box
[00:40.44]And the LP hole is small enough for my ****
[00:41.28]My possessions, owning these goods
[00:42.60]Makes up for my lack of manhood

I've got copies of everything
Every pressing every color
Even the *****-shaped picture disc
So i'm not the only ****
Put that down!
Don't get fingerprints on the cover
Every record is my lover
Every rarity i've pursued
Is fondled nightly when i'm nude
I'm a whore for vinyl
Need more
Still need the limited metal box
And the LP hole is small enough for my ****
My possessions, owning these goods
Makes up for my lack of manhood