[00:00.000] 作词 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.160] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.321]I think I speak for everyone here when I say
[00:02.408]it is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr Tolkien!
[00:05.016]Okay
[00:05.701]We loved publishing The Hobbit.
[00:07.032]Can you tell us a bit about this next book?
[00:08.662]It's about a magic ring...
[00:10.136]Yeah?
[00:11.026]Given to an heir...
[00:12.200]Yeah?
[00:13.007]Who must destroy all evil...
[00:14.311]Yeah?
[00:15.223]On a magic quest!
[00:16.518]What happens next?
[00:17.390]They
[00:17.695]Walk, walk, walk, walk
[00:19.809]Walk, walk, somebody's following them!
[00:21.843]Walk, walk, hide, walk
[00:24.041]Walk, walk, steal some mushrooms!
[00:26.252]Get on a boat, walk, walk
[00:28.402]Walk, Elves for the first time, wow!
[00:30.636]Walk, walk, night time walk
[00:32.741]Walk, walk, attacked by trees
[00:35.495]Okay, um, that's a lot of walking--
[00:38.047]I'm not a third of the way through!
[00:39.391]Walk, walk, meet a weird bush guy
[00:41.541]Walk, walk, finally a town!
[00:43.654]Safe, safe, еat, rest
[00:45.942]Show everyonе their secret, get the **** out of there!
[00:48.136]Run, run, they got a new tall guy!
[00:50.223]Run, scared, stabbed by a dementor!
[00:52.448]Ride, run, run, ride
[00:54.541]Dementors can't swim, **** back to Azkaban!
[00:56.781]Okay, well, that seems like a good place to end it. We-- We'll publish it--
[00:59.960]I'm almost halfway!
[01:01.191]Rest, rest, a bunch of elves
[01:03.164]They've seen elves before, but now they've got a dwarf
[01:05.540]Walk, walk, heaps of walking
[01:07.715]Path is blocked, walk underground
[01:09.909]Orc! Run! A Balrog has come
[01:12.088]Kick him in the arse! "You shall not **** with me!"
[01:14.437]Walk, walk, I'm sick of elves
[01:16.426]Get on a boat, Boromir's an arsehole
[01:18.879]Mother****ers on a magic quest
[01:20.830]Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best
[01:23.079]What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?
[01:26.210]I think I'd prefer if they walked
[01:30.124]This is my book mother****er!
[01:32.213]They'll walk if I tell them to!
[01:34.048]Get that weak-arse bird shit out of here!

作词 : Tom Cardy
作曲 : Tom Cardy
I think I speak for everyone here when I say
it is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr Tolkien!
Okay
We loved publishing The Hobbit.
Can you tell us a bit about this next book?
It's about a magic ring...
Yeah?
Given to an heir...
Yeah?
Who must destroy all evil...
Yeah?
On a magic quest!
What happens next?
They
Walk, walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, somebody's following them!
Walk, walk, hide, walk
Walk, walk, steal some mushrooms!
Get on a boat, walk, walk
Walk, Elves for the first time, wow!
Walk, walk, night time walk
Walk, walk, attacked by trees
Okay, um, that's a lot of walking--
I'm not a third of the way through!
Walk, walk, meet a weird bush guy
Walk, walk, finally a town!
Safe, safe, еat, rest
Show everyonе their secret, get the **** out of there!
Run, run, they got a new tall guy!
Run, scared, stabbed by a dementor!
Ride, run, run, ride
Dementors can't swim, **** back to Azkaban!
Okay, well, that seems like a good place to end it. We-- We'll publish it--
I'm almost halfway!
Rest, rest, a bunch of elves
They've seen elves before, but now they've got a dwarf
Walk, walk, heaps of walking
Path is blocked, walk underground
Orc! Run! A Balrog has come
Kick him in the arse! "You shall not **** with me!"
Walk, walk, I'm sick of elves
Get on a boat, Boromir's an arsehole
Mother****ers on a magic quest
Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best
What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?
I think I'd prefer if they walked
This is my book mother****er!
They'll walk if I tell them to!
Get that weak-arse bird shit out of here!