[00:00.000] 作词 : 倒悬的橘子
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 倒悬的橘子/Fantom
[00:09.689]我系东土大唐而来
[00:11.390]拜佛求经嘅和尚
[00:12.838]妖怪咪口响
[00:13.730]含番你条鹅肠
[00:15.104]到西天取经人人赞我真系过奖
[00:17.518]仲有几位女师傅用豆腐帮我磨浆
[00:19.701]去西天嘅路
[00:21.166]贫僧唔使自己走
[00:22.200]homie唔着班尼路
[00:23.386]工装裤加蛋挞头
[00:24.760]我唔系特 登咁 开咗几支路 易嘅酒
[00:27.027]就咁样窒 亲今 日果几只妒 忌嘅狗
[00:29.469]ほら師匠みで　山にある妖怪
[00:31.860]俺が処理して　いまがる招待
[00:34.266]七十二種変身誘惑して郊外
[00:36.687]妖怪の首を切る料理全開
[00:39.384]そりゃ～天宮混乱する斉天大聖
[00:41.972]何処のどいつがクソ觀る甘い夢
[00:44.259]師匠が「ボコる前にまず機械発动」
[00:46.986]俺トランスフォーマー貴様がフォルクスワーゲン
[00:49.346]Here is my grumpy's butt
[00:50.635]I like the chummy's slut
[00:51.946]Ain't afraid of monster and I'll rip your
[00:53.294]Dummy's gut
[00:54.163]And hear majesty just wants to be my
[00:55.608]Mummy's ma
[00:56.581]Made my homie and my brother went through the
[00:58.260]Crummiest nut
[00:59.057]Oh yeah stupid as I am
[01:00.482]I do work so insane
[01:01.849]See girl just fall in love with me and how wuold you explain
[01:04.287]I told you I'm the lady killer and that is what claim
[01:06.730]My humbleness is not in vain
[01:08.020]I dont want repeat again
[01:09.208]大师兄被妖怪捉走了~
[01:11.577]二师兄被妖怪捉走了~
[01:14.003]师父也被妖怪捉走了~
[01:16.345]姑娘们快出来喝酒了~
[01:18.810]大师兄他说的对
[01:20.204]二师兄也说得对
[01:21.292]那观音菩萨说的对啊
[01:22.514]只有师父还在睡
[01:23.718]有时候真想给他一棒子再给他加个倍
[01:26.403]对着光头说他一句
[01:27.992]You‘re fxxking gay

作词 : 倒悬的橘子
作曲 : 倒悬的橘子/Fantom
我系东土大唐而来
拜佛求经嘅和尚
妖怪咪口响
含番你条鹅肠
到西天取经人人赞我真系过奖
仲有几位女师傅用豆腐帮我磨浆
去西天嘅路
贫僧唔使自己走
homie唔着班尼路
工装裤加蛋挞头
我唔系特 登咁 开咗几支路 易嘅酒
就咁样窒 亲今 日果几只妒 忌嘅狗
ほら師匠みで　山にある妖怪
俺が処理して　いまがる招待
七十二種変身誘惑して郊外
妖怪の首を切る料理全開
そりゃ～天宮混乱する斉天大聖
何処のどいつがクソ觀る甘い夢
師匠が「ボコる前にまず機械発动」
俺トランスフォーマー貴様がフォルクスワーゲン
Here is my grumpy's butt
I like the chummy's slut
Ain't afraid of monster and I'll rip your
Dummy's gut
And hear majesty just wants to be my
Mummy's ma
Made my homie and my brother went through the
Crummiest nut
Oh yeah stupid as I am
I do work so insane
See girl just fall in love with me and how wuold you explain
I told you I'm the lady killer and that is what claim
My humbleness is not in vain
I dont want repeat again
大师兄被妖怪捉走了~
二师兄被妖怪捉走了~
师父也被妖怪捉走了~
姑娘们快出来喝酒了~
大师兄他说的对
二师兄也说得对
那观音菩萨说的对啊
只有师父还在睡
有时候真想给他一棒子再给他加个倍
对着光头说他一句
You‘re fxxking gay