[00:01.44]In a steamed, wet window of a public house
[00:06.01]I’m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up
[00:10.73]And somewhere in the corner
[00:13.23]He’s telling her a joke
[00:16.08]And I had to stick the boot in
[00:19.46]Because that’s not how it goes
[00:30.93]She’s drinking down his laughter
[00:34.90]And she don’t half love a drink
[00:37.76]For someone I never gave half a thought to
[00:41.87]He don’t have make me think
[00:44.75]And somewhere in the corner
[00:47.36]He’s telling her a joke
[00:50.19]And I had to stick the boot in
[00:53.47]Because that’s not how it goes
[00:57.17]You've got it wrong
[00:59.78]You've got it wrong
[01:02.82]Don't make me tell you again
[01:07.41]She’s crying when I tell her
[01:10.37]He won’t bother us no more
[01:13.24]And it’ll give us time to wonder
[01:16.48]If he’s ever lied before
[01:19.42]And somewhere in the corner
[01:21.90]I’m telling her a joke
[01:24.96]And she was crying laughing
[01:28.16]Because that’s exactly how it goes

In a steamed, wet window of a public house
I’m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up
And somewhere in the corner
He’s telling her a joke
And I had to stick the boot in
Because that’s not how it goes
She’s drinking down his laughter
And she don’t half love a drink
For someone I never gave half a thought to
He don’t have make me think
And somewhere in the corner
He’s telling her a joke
And I had to stick the boot in
Because that’s not how it goes
You've got it wrong
You've got it wrong
Don't make me tell you again
She’s crying when I tell her
He won’t bother us no more
And it’ll give us time to wonder
If he’s ever lied before
And somewhere in the corner
I’m telling her a joke
And she was crying laughing
Because that’s exactly how it goes