[00:07.81]A fine romance, with no kisses.
[00:13.48]A fine romance, my friend, this is.
[00:19.14]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.
[00:24.03]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
[00:30.30]A fine romance, you won't nestle.
[00:35.37]A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
[00:41.00]I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants.
[00:45.24]I never had the chance.
[00:47.72]This is a fine romance.
[00:52.07]A fine romance, my good fellow.
[00:57.72]You take romance. I'll take Jell-o.
[01:03.18]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.
[01:08.79]At least they flap their fins to express emotion.
[01:14.11]A fine romance, with no quarrels,
[01:19.94]With no insults, and all the morals.
[01:25.05]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France.
[01:29.75]I never get the chance.
[01:32.32]This is a fine romance.
[01:40.07]FRED:
[01:43.98]A fine romance, with no kisses.
[01:50.52]A fine romance, my friend, this is.
[01:56.97]True love should have the thrills that a healthy pine has.
[02:02.88]We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has.
[02:09.54]A fine romance, with no clinches.
[02:16.09]A fine romance, with no pinches.
[02:22.50]You never give the orchids I send a glance.
[02:27.88]No, you like cactus plants.
[02:31.27]This is a fine romance.

A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend, this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
A fine romance, you won't nestle.
A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants.
I never had the chance.
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance, my good fellow.
You take romance. I'll take Jell-o.
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.
At least they flap their fins to express emotion.
A fine romance, with no quarrels,
With no insults, and all the morals.
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France.
I never get the chance.
This is a fine romance.
FRED:
A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend, this is.
True love should have the thrills that a healthy pine has.
We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has.
A fine romance, with no clinches.
A fine romance, with no pinches.
You never give the orchids I send a glance.
No, you like cactus plants.
This is a fine romance.