[00:00.00] 作曲 : Elton John
[00:00.00]Time to check my
[00:04.29]Social Media-ya-ya
[00:06.18](To see who loves me online)
[00:09.93]Hashtag Blessed Life
[00:13.82]Time to post a
[00:17.39]Pic with an inspirational quote
[00:19.99](That's deep and will get likes)
[00:23.50]No Wi-Fi!
[00:24.71](Oh no I'll die)
[00:26.87]Where's my phone?
[00:27.90](It gives me life)
[00:29.64]Eating Ramen
[00:30.45]Here in my Pajamas
[00:32.37]Eating Ramen
[00:33.14]Here in my Pajamas
[00:35.11]Eating Ramen
[00:36.20]Here in my Pajamas
[00:38.40]Logging on to see
[00:39.27]All of my followers
[00:40.73]Instagram my java
[00:42.47]On a saucer
[00:43.90]There's my mama
[00:44.99]Ranting 'bout Obama
[00:46.81]In all caps
[00:47.79]Improper use of commas
[00:49.72]To be honest
[00:50.77]I feel for the Amish
[00:52.43]They can't Vine or Tweet
[00:53.95]Or Facebook comment
[00:55.50]Everyday we get on the Internet
[00:59.20](Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:00.97]And talk through our screens to everyone
[01:04.55](Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:06.83]When words fail we speak
[01:09.34]Through Emojis and memes
[01:11.63]We follow Tay Tay
[01:13.91]And Kim Kardashian
[01:16.80](Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:18.58]When I'm not #onfleek
[01:20.44]And feeling #basic
[01:22.76](Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:24.41]And my #FOMO leaves me with #nochill
[01:28.44](Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:30.27]I know my Snapchat #squad
[01:32.93]Will make me say #yassgawd
[01:35.37]The world wide web
[01:36.94]Is #bae #forreal
[01:40.56]It's the Virtual Life
[01:45.76]And it fools us all
[01:51.83]We compare and scroll
[01:57.38]So we'll measure up
[02:03.23]We will take selfies
[02:09.00]In the perfect lighting
[02:16.50]It's the Virtual
[02:21.38]The Virtual Life
[02:29.49]Had to pause from looking at a flower
[02:32.25]Just to snap a pic of nature's power
[02:35.23]Composition, filter, caption, now-ah
[02:38.30]Share the sacred moment
[02:39.65]Took an hour
[02:40.17]My friend Donna
[02:41.77]Went to the Bahamas
[02:43.63]Haven't talked to her
[02:45.20]Since back in college
[02:46.88]Still I stalk her feet pics
[02:48.52]By the water
[02:49.58]Wait she likes The Donald?
[02:51.25]Ew unfollow
[02:52.73]Met someone on Tinder
[02:54.40]Have crush on 'em
[02:55.63]Never call them
[02:56.58]I'll just online holler
[02:58.57]Went to watch Madonna
[02:59.66]In Atlanta
[03:01.45]On my phone all night
[03:02.69]I never saw her
[03:04.38]Yay a Buzzfeed list
[03:05.57]'Bout Harry Potter
[03:07.27]Oh My God
[03:08.22]My phone is out of power
[03:10.31]Where's my charger?
[03:11.41]Dear God where's my charger?
[03:13.97]It's the Virtual Life
[03:19.62]And it fools us all
[03:25.60]We compare and scroll
[03:31.13]So we measure up
[03:36.97]We will take selfies
[03:42.98]In the perfect lighting
[03:49.90]It's the Virtual
[03:55.15]The Virtual Life

作曲 : Elton John
Time to check my
Social Media-ya-ya
(To see who loves me online)
Hashtag Blessed Life
Time to post a
Pic with an inspirational quote
(That's deep and will get likes)
No Wi-Fi!
(Oh no I'll die)
Where's my phone?
(It gives me life)
Eating Ramen
Here in my Pajamas
Eating Ramen
Here in my Pajamas
Eating Ramen
Here in my Pajamas
Logging on to see
All of my followers
Instagram my java
On a saucer
There's my mama
Ranting 'bout Obama
In all caps
Improper use of commas
To be honest
I feel for the Amish
They can't Vine or Tweet
Or Facebook comment
Everyday we get on the Internet
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
And talk through our screens to everyone
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
When words fail we speak
Through Emojis and memes
We follow Tay Tay
And Kim Kardashian
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
When I'm not #onfleek
And feeling #basic
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
And my #FOMO leaves me with #nochill
(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
I know my Snapchat #squad
Will make me say #yassgawd
The world wide web
Is #bae #forreal
It's the Virtual Life
And it fools us all
We compare and scroll
So we'll measure up
We will take selfies
In the perfect lighting
It's the Virtual
The Virtual Life
Had to pause from looking at a flower
Just to snap a pic of nature's power
Composition, filter, caption, now-ah
Share the sacred moment
Took an hour
My friend Donna
Went to the Bahamas
Haven't talked to her
Since back in college
Still I stalk her feet pics
By the water
Wait she likes The Donald?
Ew unfollow
Met someone on Tinder
Have crush on 'em
Never call them
I'll just online holler
Went to watch Madonna
In Atlanta
On my phone all night
I never saw her
Yay a Buzzfeed list
'Bout Harry Potter
Oh My God
My phone is out of power
Where's my charger?
Dear God where's my charger?
It's the Virtual Life
And it fools us all
We compare and scroll
So we measure up
We will take selfies
In the perfect lighting
It's the Virtual
The Virtual Life