[00:00.000]Friends, pick up that bottle you will finding standing in the centre of your dining room table
[00:07.743]Now examine it closely and read what it says on the very small print on the back of the label
[00:15.087]Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup
[00:18.534]Falling ears, irritation of the nurglers, exterminating socks and preserving eggs
[00:23.236]And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for the lurgi
[00:29.369]The on-set of the nadgers
[00:31.399]Spots before the ankles
[00:33.081]Soft shoulders, pink toenail
[00:34.708]And acute amounting on the legs
[00:37.636]So ooooo (ow!)
[00:42.986]If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue
[00:45.889]Don't be nervous simply, try Eeh! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ooh!
[00:49.829]Practice every morning and you'll find that you
[00:52.890]Almost without warning will be Eeh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!
[00:56.873]Combat, cure infection with this latest thing
[01:00.026]Follow the directions and PING!
[01:02.975]Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do
[01:06.870]Write on the folder: Just Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!
[01:10.825]When the flame affects you, or you got the flu
[01:42.028]You find what protects you is Eeh! Ah! Nicky! Nu!
[01:45.823]Better than the whisky, brandy gin or glue
[01:48.969]Makes your liver frisky does Eeh! Or! Ah! Nu!
[01:52.914]And for making company or friends
[01:56.235]Try some in your coffee and ya ha ya ya ha
[01:59.580]So if you get heated, don't get defeated
[02:02.928]Hold your breath, be seated and Eeh! Ah! Oh!
[02:06.775]So when your out of funds and the rent is due
[02:09.914]Just a tiny spoonful will do
[02:13.421]And Oh! Ah! Arg! Oh! Glug! Arg! Arc! Arg! Ooh!
[02:21.357]Oh -- Oh! that's better!

Friends, pick up that bottle you will finding standing in the centre of your dining room table
Now examine it closely and read what it says on the very small print on the back of the label
Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup
Falling ears, irritation of the nurglers, exterminating socks and preserving eggs
And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for the lurgi
The on-set of the nadgers
Spots before the ankles
Soft shoulders, pink toenail
And acute amounting on the legs
So ooooo (ow!)
If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue
Don't be nervous simply, try Eeh! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ooh!
Practice every morning and you'll find that you
Almost without warning will be Eeh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!
Combat, cure infection with this latest thing
Follow the directions and PING!
Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do
Write on the folder: Just Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!
When the flame affects you, or you got the flu
You find what protects you is Eeh! Ah! Nicky! Nu!
Better than the whisky, brandy gin or glue
Makes your liver frisky does Eeh! Or! Ah! Nu!
And for making company or friends
Try some in your coffee and ya ha ya ya ha
So if you get heated, don't get defeated
Hold your breath, be seated and Eeh! Ah! Oh!
So when your out of funds and the rent is due
Just a tiny spoonful will do
And Oh! Ah! Arg! Oh! Glug! Arg! Arc! Arg! Ooh!
Oh -- Oh! that's better!