[00:04.372] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
[00:07.717] Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
[00:13.542] Sleeps in a hole in the road
[00:18.097] Saving up to buy some clothes
[00:22.512] Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[00:26.556] Such a mean old man
[00:30.722] Such a mean old man
[00:36.152] His sister Shirley works in a shop
[00:39.657] She never stops, shes a go-getter
[00:45.046] Takes him out to look at the queen
[00:49.842] Only place that he's ever been
[00:54.395] Always shouts out something obscene
[00:58.159] Such a dirty old man
[01:03.171] Such a dirty old man
[01:08.045] Mean Mister Mustard
[01:11.021] Such a dirty dirty
[01:12.913] Mean Mister Mustard
[01:15.731] Such a dirty dirty
[01:17.274] Mean Mister Mustard
[01:26.597] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
[01:29.826] Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
[01:36.043] Sleeps in a hole in the road
[01:40.592] Saving up to buy some clothes
[01:45.310] Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[01:49.675] Such a mean old man
[01:54.653] Such a mean old man

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Shirley works in a shop
She never stops, shes a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man
Mean Mister Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mister Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mister Mustard
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man