[00:00.00] 作词 : Harry Nilsson
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Harry Nilsson
[00:06.84]How to write a song...
[00:11.82]If you write it on guitar
[00:13.35]Place your guitar upon your knee
[00:15.48]If you write it on piano
[00:17.34]Don't do that
[00:18.09]Place your fingers on the
[00:20.46]Strings of your guitar
[00:21.69]Not your piano
[00:22.92]If you write it on piano, don't do that
[00:33.78]Now strum or press to get a feeling
[00:38.67]This might take a little time
[00:41.58]Now think of something sad or something funny
[00:45.21]Which inevitably brings us to the rhyme
[00:48.75]Let's assume you're just an asshole
[00:50.88]And there's nothing in your brain
[00:52.77]It might help if you remember
[00:54.63]These helpful little hints
[00:56.97]Don't try to rhyme silver with anything yeah
[01:00.66]That goes for orange as well
[01:04.47]Now notice how cleverly
[01:06.12]I just used them both
[01:07.95]And all I have to do
[01:09.24]Is rhyme well
[01:18.90]You've got to be very tricky
[01:20.52]'cause to avoid these words takes talent
[01:22.68]So never ever trap yourself like that
[01:24.84]Or you'll end up saying words like
[01:26.37]ballent, phallant, dallant,
[01:26.94]wallant, callant, hallant
[01:27.54]Oh well, I'm sure you'll catch on fast!
[01:34.08]Now some tips on tempo
[01:35.73]And some subjects to avoid
[01:37.38]Like the use of the word baby
[01:39.75]Unless you really have to say it
[01:41.16]As to tempo or as we say time
[01:43.44]That's strictly up to you because
[01:46.11]That depends on how you play it
[01:47.64]Now let's do one!
[01:54.12]Now think of a rhyme!
[01:58.86]That's it, you're doing fine
[02:00.42]Now think of the good time
[02:01.47]We just had together
[02:03.81]If you practice these instructions
[02:05.79]On the boat of song you'll sail
[02:07.59]And if you listen very carefully
[02:09.69]I'm sure you shallant fail
[02:11.43]I said sallant, yeah shallant!
[02:12.24]That rhymes with talent!
[02:17.73]That takes talent!
[02:20.16]That is talent!
[02:23.07]Oh oh my God, I've done it again
[02:31.92]Shallant rhymes with talent
[02:32.67]That takes talent!
[02:33.06]That is talent!
[02:35.01]OH I can't stand it!
[02:41.67]Oh my God
[02:42.57]I've done it again!

作词 : Harry Nilsson
作曲 : Harry Nilsson
How to write a song...
If you write it on guitar
Place your guitar upon your knee
If you write it on piano
Don't do that
Place your fingers on the
Strings of your guitar
Not your piano
If you write it on piano, don't do that
Now strum or press to get a feeling
This might take a little time
Now think of something sad or something funny
Which inevitably brings us to the rhyme
Let's assume you're just an asshole
And there's nothing in your brain
It might help if you remember
These helpful little hints
Don't try to rhyme silver with anything yeah
That goes for orange as well
Now notice how cleverly
I just used them both
And all I have to do
Is rhyme well
You've got to be very tricky
'cause to avoid these words takes talent
So never ever trap yourself like that
Or you'll end up saying words like
ballent, phallant, dallant,
wallant, callant, hallant
Oh well, I'm sure you'll catch on fast!
Now some tips on tempo
And some subjects to avoid
Like the use of the word baby
Unless you really have to say it
As to tempo or as we say time
That's strictly up to you because
That depends on how you play it
Now let's do one!
Now think of a rhyme!
That's it, you're doing fine
Now think of the good time
We just had together
If you practice these instructions
On the boat of song you'll sail
And if you listen very carefully
I'm sure you shallant fail
I said sallant, yeah shallant!
That rhymes with talent!
That takes talent!
That is talent!
Oh oh my God, I've done it again
Shallant rhymes with talent
That takes talent!
That is talent!
OH I can't stand it!
Oh my God
I've done it again!