[00:09.354]Woke up this morning, my head’s in a haze,
[00:14.094]Coffee's too weak, my brain’s in a daze,
[00:18.220]Emails are buzzing, meetings never end,
[00:22.499]I’m counting the seconds ’til this workday bends.
[00:34.533]Boss says "ASAP," I'm like, "What's that mean?"
[00:38.947]My to-do list’s longer than it’s ever been,
[00:42.853]I dream of a beach with no deadlines to meet,
[00:47.070]Just me, a hammock, and my bare two feet.
[00:50.404]Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
[00:59.913]No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
[01:08.285]I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
[01:15.417]Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
[01:25.202]The phone keeps ringing, I’m tied to my chair,
[01:29.245]My boss wants a report — I haven’t got time to spare!
[01:33.362]I smile and nod, pretending to care,
[01:37.454]In my head, I’m sipping a drink in the air.
[01:41.978]Vacation days are a myth at best,
[01:45.985]I’m grinding away with no time to rest,
[01:50.027]But one day I’ll pack up, and I’ll just take flight,
[01:54.205]Living my dream with no boss in sight.
[01:58.699]Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
[02:06.777]No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
[02:15.324]I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
[02:19.399]Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
[02:24.307]I’ll finally dance in my slippers at noon,
[02:27.694]Maybe build sandcastles or whistle a tune,
[02:31.820]No deadlines to chase, no boss on my case,
[02:36.131]Just me and the sun in a slow, lazy pace.
[02:40.377]Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
[02:48.656]No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
[02:57.052]I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
[03:01.253]Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
[03:06.707]One more year… maybe two... then I’m free,
[03:10.128]Just wait till the day that you’ll all see me,
[03:14.054]With my sandals and shades, I’ll be far from the grind,
[03:19.382]Living that life — oh, I’ll leave it behind!

Woke up this morning, my head’s in a haze,
Coffee's too weak, my brain’s in a daze,
Emails are buzzing, meetings never end,
I’m counting the seconds ’til this workday bends.
Boss says "ASAP," I'm like, "What's that mean?"
My to-do list’s longer than it’s ever been,
I dream of a beach with no deadlines to meet,
Just me, a hammock, and my bare two feet.
Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
The phone keeps ringing, I’m tied to my chair,
My boss wants a report — I haven’t got time to spare!
I smile and nod, pretending to care,
In my head, I’m sipping a drink in the air.
Vacation days are a myth at best,
I’m grinding away with no time to rest,
But one day I’ll pack up, and I’ll just take flight,
Living my dream with no boss in sight.
Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
I’ll finally dance in my slippers at noon,
Maybe build sandcastles or whistle a tune,
No deadlines to chase, no boss on my case,
Just me and the sun in a slow, lazy pace.
Oh, I’m dreaming of retirement, oh, what a view,
No spreadsheets, no emails, just ocean blue,
I’ll sip on my coffee while I watch the sun rise,
Oh, retirement’s the best — that’s my prize!
One more year… maybe two... then I’m free,
Just wait till the day that you’ll all see me,
With my sandals and shades, I’ll be far from the grind,
Living that life — oh, I’ll leave it behind!