[00:03]Now many many years ago when I was 23
[00:07] I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
[00:11]This widow had a grownup daughter (who) had hair of red
[00:15]My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed
[00:18.690]This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
[00:22.490]My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
[00:26.460]To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
[00:30]I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
[00:34]My little baby then became the brother-in-law to dad
[00:38]and so became my uncle though it made me very sad
[00:41.590]For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother
[00:45]of the widow's grownup daughter who of course was my step-mother
[00:49.490]I'm my own grandpa
[00:53]I'm my own grandpa
[00:56.490]It sounds funny I know
[00:58.490]but it really is so
[01:01]I'm my own grandpa
[01:05]My father's wife then had a son, that kept him on the run
[01:08.490]And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son
[01:12.490]My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
[01:16]Because she is my wife
[01:18]She's my grandmother too
[01:20]I'm my own grandpa
[01:24]I'm my own grandpa
[01:27.590]It sounds funny I know
[01:30]but it really is so
[01:32]I'm my own grandpa
[01:35]Now if my wife's my grandmother then I'm her grandchild
[01:39]And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
[01:43]For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
[01:47]As husband of my grandmother, I AM MY OWN GRANDPA...
[01:51]I'm my own grandpa
[01:54]I'm my own grandpa
[01:58]It sounds funny I know
[02:00]but it really is so
[02:03]I'm my own grandpa
[02:06]hmm...
[02:51]I'm my own grandpa
[02:54]I'm my own grandpa
[02:57]It sounds funny I know
[02:59]but it really is so
[03:02]I'm my own grandpa...

Now many many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grownup daughter (who) had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became the brother-in-law to dad
and so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother
of the widow's grownup daughter who of course was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son, that kept him on the run
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Now if my wife's my grandmother then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I AM MY OWN GRANDPA...
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
hmm...
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa...