[00:08.79]Went to a party
[00:11.16]I danced all night
[00:13.86]I drank 16 beers
[00:14.82]And I started up a fight
[00:15.66]But now I'm jaded
[00:19.71]You're out of luck
[00:22.92]I'm rolling down the stairs
[00:23.49]Too drunk to ******
[00:23.76]Too drunk to ******
[00:24.30]Too drunk to ******
[00:24.57]Too drunk
[00:24.78]To ****** I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
[00:35.01]To ****** I like your stories
[00:41.88]I like your gun
[00:44.76]Shooting out cop tires
[00:45.72]Sounds like loads and loads of fun
[00:48.27]But in my room
[00:48.81]Wish you were dead
[00:53.04]You ball like the baby
[00:54.06]In Eraserhead
[00:54.39]Too drunk to ******
[00:54.66]Too drunk to ******
[00:54.96]Too drunk
[00:55.23]To ****** It's all
[00:55.44]I need right now
[01:03.99]Too drunk to ******
[01:04.26]Too drunk to ******
[01:04.53]Too drunk to ******
[01:04.80]Too drunk
[01:05.07]To ****** I'm sick soft gooey and cold
[01:05.70]Too drunk to ******
[01:35.97]I'm about to drop
[01:36.33]My head's a mess
[01:45.87]The only salvation is
[01:51.45]I'll never see you again
[01:54.18]You give me head
[01:56.49]It makes it worse
[01:58.62]Take out your ******' retainer
[02:00.48]Put it in your purse
[02:00.96]Too drunk to ******
[02:01.23]You're too drunk to ******
[02:01.59]Too drunk
[02:01.80]To ****** It's all
[02:02.01]I need right now
[02:07.14]Oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar
[02:12.42]Oh baby And now
[02:12.99]I got diarrhea
[02:13.29]Too drunk to ******
[02:13.56]Yeah, Yeah
[02:15.21]Yeah, Yeah
[02:16.59]Yeah, Yeah
[02:32.10]Oooohhh...

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk
To ****** I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****** I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk
To ****** It's all
I need right now
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk to ******
Too drunk
To ****** I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to ******
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your ******' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to ******
You're too drunk to ******
Too drunk
To ****** It's all
I need right now
Oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby And now
I got diarrhea
Too drunk to ******
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh...