[00:00.395] When you want somebody gone
[00:01.497] And you don't want to wait too long
[00:02.613] Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
[00:05.013] Hand grenade or cyanide
[00:06.345] We'll make it look like suicide
[00:07.482] The Immediate Murder Professionals
[00:08.796]
[00:09.811] We do our jobs so well
[00:12.051] Because we come straight up from hell
[00:15.852] We'll kill your husband or your wife
[00:16.943] We'll even let you keep the knife
[00:18.353] We're the Immediate Murder Profession-
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[00:23.555] Kids die for free!

When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our jobs so well
Because we come straight up from hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Profession-
Kids die for free!