[00:05.23]At words poetic I'm so pathetic
[00:07.53]That I always have found it best
[00:09.91]Instead of getting 'em off my chest
[00:12.34]To let 'em rest unexpressed
[00:15.08]I hate parading my serenading
[00:17.47]And I'll probably miss a bar
[00:19.66]But if this ditty is not so pretty
[00:22.40]At least it'll tell you
[00:24.02]How great you are
[00:25.83]You're the top LeRoy
[00:28.08]You're the Coliseum
[00:28.58]
[00:30.06]You're the top
[00:31.87]Oh baby
[00:32.87]You're the Louver Museum
[00:35.18]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
[00:38.99]You're a Bendel bonnet
[00:40.42]A Shakespeare's sonnet
[00:42.11]You're Mickey Mouse
[00:44.98]You're the Nile
[00:47.35]You're the Tower of Pisa
[00:49.72]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
[00:54.71]I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
[00:58.33]But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top
[01:04.26]You're the top LeRoy
[01:06.69]You're Mahatma Gandhi Hiram
[01:09.00]Mmm you're the top
[01:11.75]You're Napoleon Brandy
[01:14.18]You're the purple light
[01:15.74]Of a summer night in Spain
[01:17.99]You're the National Gallery
[01:19.30]You're Garbo's salary
[01:20.73]You're cellophane
[01:23.85]You're sublime
[01:26.35]You're a turkey dinner
[01:28.53]You're the time Mmm of a Derby winner
[01:33.60]I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
[01:37.34]But if baby I'm the bottom
[01:39.65]But if baby I'm the bottom
[01:41.90]But if baby I'm the bottom
[01:43.86]You're the top
[01:45.67]You're the top
[01:45.18]You're an arrow collar
[01:47.80]LeRoy you're the top
[01:49.23]
[01:50.53]You're a Coolidge dollar
[01:52.65]You're the nimble tread
[01:54.40]Of the feet of Fred Astaire
[01:56.71]You're an O'Neill drama
[01:58.21]You're Whistler's mama
[01:59.77]You're camembert
[02:00.21]
[02:02.52]You're a rose
[02:04.52]You're Inferno's Dante
[02:07.58]You're the nose
[02:10.01]On the great Durante
[02:12.20]I'm just in a way
[02:13.88]As the French would say "de trop"
[02:16.06]But if baby I'm the bottom
[02:18.37]But if baby I'm the bottom
[02:20.87]But if baby I'm the bottom
[02:22.93]You're the top
[02:23.62]
[02:24.71]You're a Waldorf salad
[02:26.83]You're just the top
[02:29.39]You're a Berlin ballad
[02:31.70]You're the boats that glide
[02:33.82]On the sleepy Zuider Zee
[02:35.25]You're an old Dutch master
[02:37.00]You're Lady Astor
[02:38.37]Baby you're broccoli
[02:39.00]
[02:41.24]You're romance
[02:43.86]You're the steppes of Russia
[02:45.98]You're the pants on a Roxy usher
[02:51.13]I'm a broken doll a fol-de-rol a blop
[02:54.75]But if baby I'm the bottom
[02:56.93]But if baby I'm the bottom
[02:59.55]But if baby I'm the bottom
[03:01.74]You're the top

At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
And I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you
How great you are
You're the top LeRoy
You're the Coliseum
You're the top
Oh baby
You're the Louver Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet
A Shakespeare's sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile
You're the Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top
You're the top LeRoy
You're Mahatma Gandhi Hiram
Mmm you're the top
You're Napoleon Brandy
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane
You're sublime
You're a turkey dinner
You're the time Mmm of a Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're the top
You're an arrow collar
LeRoy you're the top
You're a Coolidge dollar
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire
You're an O'Neill drama
You're Whistler's mama
You're camembert
You're a rose
You're Inferno's Dante
You're the nose
On the great Durante
I'm just in a way
As the French would say "de trop"
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're a Waldorf salad
You're just the top
You're a Berlin ballad
You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee
You're an old Dutch master
You're Lady Astor
Baby you're broccoli
You're romance
You're the steppes of Russia
You're the pants on a Roxy usher
I'm a broken doll a fol-de-rol a blop
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top