[00:00.00] 作曲 : Murphy, Twigger, Wehmeyer
[00:15.54]On a steamer bound for Baltimore
[00:18.06]I said that’s no fun, I've been there before,
[00:20.65]So I jumped ship near Singapore
[00:23.11]With a cook from Mexico.
[00:25.68]Got me a bowl of shark-fin soup,
[00:28.16]Ducked into a bar for a couple a scoops.
[00:30.77]Played some texas-stud with a circus troop
[00:33.62]and they cleaned me out of dough...
[00:35.88]cleaned me out of dough.
[00:38.25]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[00:43.43]No harm, no foul, no crime.
[00:45.96]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[00:51.10]It’ll get ‘em every time.
[00:53.64]At dawn they all went back to bed,
[00:56.24]I went to Borneo instead,
[00:58.74]Had a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head,
[01:01.37]With the sultan of Brunei
[01:03.95]Had a small bit of a seizure
[01:06.49]On the way to Micronesia
[01:09.05]Got a bad case of amnesia
[01:11.60]I forgot to say goodbye...
[01:13.88]forgot to say goodbye
[01:16.32]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[01:21.48]No harm, no foul, no crime.
[01:24.03]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[01:29.18]It’ll get ‘em every time.
[01:31.78]Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran,
[01:34.34]Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan,
[01:36.94]Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
[01:39.52]I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
[01:42.14]Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
[01:44.75]She’s good with a stick if you know what I mean
[01:47.34]I once had a job riding bulls in Montana
[01:49.95]I taught Jimi Hendrix the star-spangled banner,
[01:52.50]I’ve been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[01:55.08]I know how to fly, but I won’t tell you how...
[01:57.37]been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[01:59.98]I know how to fly, but I won’t tell you how
[02:02.44]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[02:07.61]No harm, no foul, no crime.
[02:10.22]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[02:15.35]It’ll get ‘em every time.
[02:17.90]Bought an ice cold Coca-cola
[02:20.47]From a Congolese High-Rollah
[02:23.08]Got deported from Angola
[02:25.64]To a castle on the Rhine.
[02:28.24]Ask anyone that knew me,
[02:30.82]The Emir of Bahrain sued me,
[02:33.37]I was in a Blockbuster Movie
[02:36.00]And I didn’t make a dime.
[02:38.45]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[02:43.68]No harm, no foul, no crime.
[02:46.21]Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
[02:51.35]It’ll get ‘em every time.

作曲 : Murphy, Twigger, Wehmeyer
On a steamer bound for Baltimore
I said that’s no fun, I've been there before,
So I jumped ship near Singapore
With a cook from Mexico.
Got me a bowl of shark-fin soup,
Ducked into a bar for a couple a scoops.
Played some texas-stud with a circus troop
and they cleaned me out of dough...
cleaned me out of dough.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
No harm, no foul, no crime.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
It’ll get ‘em every time.
At dawn they all went back to bed,
I went to Borneo instead,
Had a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head,
With the sultan of Brunei
Had a small bit of a seizure
On the way to Micronesia
Got a bad case of amnesia
I forgot to say goodbye...
forgot to say goodbye
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
No harm, no foul, no crime.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
It’ll get ‘em every time.
Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran,
Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan,
Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
She’s good with a stick if you know what I mean
I once had a job riding bulls in Montana
I taught Jimi Hendrix the star-spangled banner,
I’ve been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
I know how to fly, but I won’t tell you how...
been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
I know how to fly, but I won’t tell you how
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
No harm, no foul, no crime.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
It’ll get ‘em every time.
Bought an ice cold Coca-cola
From a Congolese High-Rollah
Got deported from Angola
To a castle on the Rhine.
Ask anyone that knew me,
The Emir of Bahrain sued me,
I was in a Blockbuster Movie
And I didn’t make a dime.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
No harm, no foul, no crime.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story
It’ll get ‘em every time.