[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:18.951][FRANK, spoken]
[00:18.952]How's it going?
[00:20.545]
[00:20.546][CHARLEY, spoken]
[00:20.547]Good. You?
[00:21.360]
[00:21.361][FRANK, spoken]
[00:21.945]Fair
[00:21.946]
[00:21.947][CHARLEY, spoken]
[00:21.948]Yeah, tell me
[00:22.992]
[00:22.993][The phone rings; FRANK answers.]
[00:22.994]
[00:22.995][FRANK, spoken]
[00:22.996]Chinese laundry
[00:24.185]
[00:24.186][MARY, spoken]
[00:24.187]Hi
[00:24.740]
[00:24.741][FRANK, spoken]
[00:24.742]Mary
[00:25.256]
[00:25.257][CHARLEY, spoken]
[00:25.258]Say hello
[00:25.903]
[00:25.904][MARY]
[00:25.905]I think I got a job
[00:27.238]
[00:27.239][FRANK, spoken]
[00:27.240]Where?
[00:27.847]
[00:27.848][MARY, spoken]
[00:27.849]True Romances
[00:28.855]
[00:28.856][FRANK, spoken]
[00:28.857]Posing?
[00:29.388]
[00:29.389][MARY, spoken]
[00:29.390]Thank you
[00:29.904]Writing captions
[00:30.746]
[00:30.747][FRANK, spoken]
[00:30.748]What about the book?
[00:31.379]
[00:31.380][MARY, spoken]
[00:31.381]What about the book?
[00:32.048]
[00:32.049][FRANK, spoken]
[00:32.050]Nothing, are you working on your book?
[00:33.221]
[00:33.222][MARY, spoken]
[00:33.223]Yes...
[00:33.354][FRANK, spoken]
[00:33.355]Good
[00:33.763]
[00:33.764][MARY, spoken]
[00:33.765]No...
[00:33.766]
[00:34.551][FRANK, spoken]
[00:34.552]Mary—
[00:35.106]
[00:35.107][MARY, spoken]
[00:35.108]Right, I know, yes, me and Balzac...
[00:43.804]
[00:58.873][CHARLEY]
[00:58.874]I finished the one-act
[00:59.512]
[00:59.513][FRANK]
[00:59.514]I got an audition—
[01:00.537]
[01:00.538][MARY]
[01:00.539]I started the story
[01:01.225]
[01:01.226][FRANK]
[01:01.227]Rehearsal pianist
[01:02.159]
[01:02.160][CHARLEY]
[01:02.161]So where are we eating?
[01:03.176][MARY]
[01:03.177]I'm moving to Playboy
[01:04.079]
[01:04.080][FRANK]
[01:04.081]The publisher called me
[01:04.757]
[01:04.758][CHARLEY]
[01:04.759]I'm doing a rewrite
[01:05.934]
[01:05.935][MARY]
[01:05.936]My parents are coming
[01:06.693]
[01:06.694][FRANK]
[01:06.695]I saw My Fair Lady
[01:07.521]
[01:07.522][CHARLEY]
[01:07.523]I rewrote the rewrite
[01:08.210]
[01:08.211][FRANK]
[01:08.212]I sort of enjoyed it
[01:09.259]
[01:09.260][MARY]
[01:09.261]I threw out the story
[01:10.022]
[01:10.023][CHARLEY]
[01:10.024]I'm meeting an agent
[01:10.843]
[01:10.844][FRANK, CHARLEY & MARY]
[01:10.845]We'll all get together on Sunday
[01:11.903]We're opening doors
[01:13.572]Singing, "Here we are!"
[01:15.704]We're filling up days on a dime
[01:19.220]That faraway shore's
[01:20.746]Looking not too far
[01:22.871]We're following every star—
[01:24.664]There's not enough time!
[01:46.517]
[01:47.262][FRANK]
[01:47.263]I called a producer
[01:49.386]
[01:49.387][CHARLEY]
[01:49.388]I sent off the one-act
[01:50.204]
[01:50.205][MARY]
[01:50.206]I started the story
[01:51.117]
[01:51.118][FRANK]
[01:51.119]He said to come see him
[01:52.044]
[01:52.045][CHARLEY]
[01:52.046]I dropped out of college
[01:52.772]
[01:52.773][MARY]
[01:52.774]I met this musician
[01:53.675]
[01:53.676][FRANK]
[01:53.677]I'm playing a nightclub
[01:54.577]
[01:54.578]CHARLEY
[01:54.579]They're doing my one-act!
[01:55.594]
[01:55.595][MARY]
[01:55.596]I'm moving to Redbook
[01:56.352]
[01:56.353][FRANK]
[01:56.354]I rewrote the ballad
[01:57.151]
[01:57.152]MARY
[01:57.153]I finished the story
[01:58.360]
[01:58.361][CHARLEY]
[01:58.362]We started rehearsals
[01:59.154]
[01:59.155][MARY]
[01:59.156]I threw out the story
[01:59.636]And then the musician
[02:00.891]I'm moving to Popular Science
[02:02.276]
[02:02.564][FRANK, CHARLEY & MARY]
[02:02.882]We're opening doors
[02:03.698]Singing, "Look who's here!"
[02:05.527]Beginning to sail on a dime
[02:09.092]That faraway shore's
[02:10.600]Getting very near!
[02:12.667]We haven't a thing to fear—
[02:14.410]We haven't got time!
[02:20.192]
[02:24.033][FRANK]
[02:24.372]Bum-bum-bum-da-da da-da
[02:29.224]Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum bum-ba
[02:32.219]
[02:34.271][FRANK, spoken]
[02:34.473]How's it coming?
[02:35.191]
[02:35.192][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:35.193]Good. You?
[02:35.821]
[02:35.822][FRANK, spoken]
[02:35.823]Done!
[02:36.432]
[02:36.433][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:36.434]One minute...
[02:37.416]
[02:37.417][The phone rings; FRANK answers.]
[02:37.418]
[02:38.182][FRANK, spoken]
[02:38.183]Hamburg Heaven
[02:38.773]
[02:38.774][MARY, spoken]
[02:38.775]Hi
[02:39.181]
[02:39.182][FRANK, spoken]
[02:39.183]Mary
[02:39.642]
[02:39.643][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:39.644]Say hello
[02:40.626]
[02:40.627][MARY]
[02:40.628]I got another job
[02:41.415]
[02:41.416][FRANK, spoken]
[02:41.417]Where?
[02:42.033]
[02:42.034][MARY, spoken]
[02:42.035]"Chic"
[02:42.525]
[02:42.526][FRANK, spoken]
[02:42.527]What's that?
[02:42.945]
[02:42.946][MARY, spoken]
[02:42.947]A brand-new concept:
[02:42.948]Pop-up pictures
[02:44.411]
[02:44.955][FRANK, spoken]
[02:44.956]What about the book?
[02:45.337]
[02:45.338][MARY, spoken]
[02:45.339]What about the book?
[02:45.954]
[02:45.955][FRANK, spoken]
[02:45.956]Did you give the publisher the book?
[02:47.070]
[02:47.071][MARY, spoken]
[02:47.072]Yes...
[02:47.516]
[02:47.517][FRANK, spoken]
[02:47.519]Good
[02:47.913]
[02:47.914][MARY, spoken]
[02:47.915]No...
[02:47.916]
[02:47.917][FRANK, spoken]
[02:47.918]Mary—
[02:48.466]
[02:48.467][MARY, spoken]
[02:48.468]Look, I never—
[02:48.944]
[02:48.945][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:48.946]Finished!
[02:49.485]
[02:49.486][FRANK, spoken]
[02:49.487]Let me call you back
[02:49.937]
[02:49.938][MARY, spoken]
[02:49.939]Right
[02:50.417]
[02:50.418][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:50.419]This is just a draft
[02:50.825]
[02:50.826][FRANK, spoken]
[02:50.827]Right
[02:51.225]
[02:51.226][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:51.227]Probably it stinks
[02:51.696]
[02:51.697][FRANK, spoken]
[02:51.698]Right
[02:52.081]
[02:52.082][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:52.083]I haven't had the time to do a polish—
[02:53.363]
[02:53.364][FRANK, spoken]
[02:53.365]Will you sing!
[02:53.852]
[02:53.853][CHARLEY, spoken]
[02:53.854]Right!
[02:55.086]
[02:55.087][CHARLEY]
[02:55.088]Who wants to live in New York?
[02:57.306]Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
[02:59.797]Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?
[03:02.208]Suddenly I do...
[03:05.344]
[03:05.345][During the above, JOE JOSEPHSON has appeared and starts to listen judiciously: FRANK and CHARLEY are auditioning for him.]
[03:05.346]
[03:05.347][CHARLEY]
[03:05.348]They're always popping their cork—
[03:05.837]
[03:06.249][CHARLEY, spoken]
[03:06.736]I hate that line—
[03:07.470]
[03:07.471][CHARLEY]
[03:07.936]The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks
[03:10.056]You gotta have a real taste for maniacs—
[03:12.414]Suddenly I do!
[03:14.603]
[03:14.895][JOE]
[03:15.195]That's great! That's swell!
[03:17.532]The other stuff as well
[03:19.959]It isn't every day I hear a score this strong
[03:22.756]But fellas, if I may
[03:23.922]There's only one thing wrong:
[03:25.420]
[03:25.680]There's not a tune you can hum
[03:28.274]There's not a tune you go bum-bum-bum-di-dum—
[03:30.637]You need a tune to go bum-bum-bum-di-dum—
[03:32.998]Give me a melody!
[03:35.005]
[03:35.387]Why can't you throw 'em a crumb?
[03:38.359]What's wrong with letting 'em tap their toes a bit?
[03:40.797]I'll let you know when Stravinsky has a hit
[03:43.180]Give me some melody!
[03:45.073]
[03:45.320]Ah sure, I know
[03:47.864]It's not that kind of show
[03:50.425]But can't you have a score
[03:51.761]That's sort of in between?
[03:53.267]Look, play a little more
[03:54.535]I'll show you what I mean!
[03:55.924]
[03:56.114][CHARLEY]
[03:56.328]Who wants to live in New York?
[03:58.860]I always hated the dirt, the heat, the noise
[04:01.255]But ever since I met you, I—
[04:03.055]
[04:03.246][JOE]
[04:03.402]Listen, boys
[04:03.891]Maybe it's me
[04:05.851]But that's just not a
[04:07.445]Hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mable melody!
[04:10.275]Write more, work hard—
[04:11.642]Leave your name with the girl
[04:12.878]Less avant-garde—
[04:14.295]Leave your name with the girl
[04:15.636]Just write a plain old melodee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
[04:21.571]Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
[04:28.047]
[04:29.293][CHARLEY]
[04:32.037]They're stopping rehearsals
[04:33.166]They ran out of money
[04:35.352]
[04:35.353][MARY]
[04:35.354]We lasted one issue
[04:35.903]My book was rejected
[04:37.684]
[04:37.685][FRANK]
[04:37.686]The nightclub was raided
[04:38.621]I have to start coaching
[04:40.256]
[04:40.257][MARY]
[04:40.258]My parents are coming
[04:42.372]
[04:42.373][CHARLEY]
[04:42.374]They screwed up the laundry
[04:43.261]
[04:43.262][FRANK]
[04:43.263]My wallet was stolen
[04:44.025]
[04:44.026][MARY]
[04:44.027]I saw the musician
[04:45.050]
[04:45.051][CHARLEY]
[04:45.052]We're being evicted
[04:46.052]
[04:46.053][MARY]
[04:46.054]I'm having a breakdown
[04:46.684]
[04:46.685][FRANK, CHARLEY & MARY]
[04:46.686]We'll all get together on Sunday
[04:48.024]They're slamming the doors
[04:49.444]Singing, "Go away!"
[04:51.395]It's less of a sail than a climb
[04:54.878]That faraway shore's
[04:57.005]Farther every day
[04:58.602]We're learning to ricochet
[05:00.314]We still have a lot to say...
[05:02.237]
[05:02.238][FRANK]
[05:02.239]You know what we'll do?
[05:03.542]
[05:03.543][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:03.544]What?
[05:04.083]
[05:04.084][FRANK]
[05:04.085]We'll do a revue
[05:05.052]
[05:05.053][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:05.054]What?
[05:05.460]
[05:05.461][MARY, spoken]
[05:05.462]What?
[05:05.921]
[05:05.922][FRANK]
[05:05.923]We'll do a revue of our own!
[05:08.172]
[05:08.173][MARY, spoken]
[05:08.174]What?
[05:08.745]
[05:08.746][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:08.747]Where?
[05:09.240]
[05:09.241][MARY, spoken]
[05:09.242]Why?
[05:09.734]
[05:09.735][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:09.736]When?
[05:10.275]
[05:10.276][FRANK, spoken]
[05:10.277]Not just songs, but stories, scenes
[05:11.308]Piano pieces, mime—
[05:13.142]
[05:13.143][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:13.144]Yeah!
[05:13.693]
[05:13.694][MARY, spoken]
[05:13.695]"Frankly Frank!"
[05:14.372]
[05:14.373][FRANK]
[05:14.374]A showcase of our own!
[05:15.591]
[05:15.592][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:15.593]Where?
[05:16.164]
[05:16.165][FRANK, spoken]
[05:16.166]The club's reopening.
[05:17.084]
[05:17.085][MARY, spoken]
[05:17.086]We'll write a lot of new stuff—
[05:17.952]
[05:17.953][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:17.954]Rewrite old stuff—
[05:18.795]
[05:18.796][FRANK, spoken]
[05:18.797]What about the girl?
[05:19.373]
[05:19.374][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:19.375]What about the girl?
[05:20.090]
[05:20.091][FRANK, spoken]
[05:20.092]Only that we're gonna need a girl
[05:21.165]
[05:21.166][CHARLEY, spoken]
[05:21.167]Well, Mary—
[05:21.694]
[05:21.695][MARY, spoken]
[05:21.696]Thanks, I don't perform except at dinner
[05:24.131]
[05:24.132][TWO GIRLS hold rehearsal copies of music, ready to audition. The FIRST GIRL starts, singing shrilly and off-key as FRANK plays.]
[05:24.133]
[05:24.134][FIRST GIRL]
[05:24.135]Who wants to live in New York?
[05:27.668]Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
[05:30.532]Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?
[05:33.299]
[05:33.494][FRANK, spoken]
[05:33.677]Thank you for coming
[05:34.404]Next eight, please
[05:35.596]
[05:35.851][BETH]
[05:36.031]They're always popping their cork—
[05:38.565]
[05:38.566][FRANK, spoken]
[05:38.567]Up a tone
[05:39.054]
[05:39.385][BETH]
[05:39.762]The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks—
[05:41.799]
[05:42.132][FRANK, spoken]
[05:42.571]Up a tone
[05:42.572]
[05:42.573][BETH]
[05:42.574]You gotta have a real taste for maniacs—
[05:44.916]
[05:44.917][FRANK, spoken]
[05:44.918]Thank you
[05:45.370]You're hired
[05:46.085]
[05:46.086][BETH, spoken]
[05:46.087]Oh!
[05:47.098]
[05:47.920][BETH]
[05:47.921]I'm Beth
[05:48.603]
[05:48.604][FRANK]
[05:48.605]I'm Frank
[05:49.380]
[05:49.381][BETH]
[05:49.382]I really thought I stank
[05:50.942]
[05:50.943][MARY]
[05:50.944]I'm Mary
[05:51.735]
[05:51.736][CHARLEY]
[05:51.737]Charley
[05:52.505]
[05:52.506][FRANK]
[05:52.507]By the way
[05:53.064]I'm told we open Saturday
[05:55.561]
[05:55.562][CHARLEY, MARY & BETH]
[05:55.563]What?!
[05:56.005]
[05:56.006][MARY]
[05:56.007]You're not serious!
[05:56.600]
[05:56.601][CHARLEY]
[05:56.602]Nobody's ready!
[05:57.146]
[05:57.147][FRANK]
[05:57.148]Apparently somebody cancelled a booking
[05:58.744]
[05:58.745][CHARLEY]
[05:58.746]The songs aren't finished
[05:59.726]
[05:59.727][MARY]
[05:59.728]And what about costumes?
[06:00.570]
[06:00.571][BETH]
[06:00.572]And how do I learn all these numbers?
[06:01.747]
[06:01.748][FRANK]
[06:01.749]I'll bring you the copies of everything later this evening
[06:02.641]
[06:02.642][CHARLEY]
[06:02.643]Not to mention I still haven't
[06:03.276]Finished the Synanon song or the Kennedy number...
[06:05.075]
[06:05.076][BETH]
[06:05.077]Okay, but I'll have to have all the music
[06:05.799]And Saturday I've got to sing at a wedding
[06:07.398]Oh God, is there dancing, 'cause I'm not a dancer
[06:08.841]
[06:08.842][FRANK]
[06:08.843]You don't have to, we'll segue the
[06:08.844]End of it into the dance we cut out...
[06:09.582]
[06:09.583][MARY]
[06:09.584]And have we decided or not on the restaurant sketch?
[06:09.585]I need two or three days at the least to replace it...
[06:09.586]
[06:09.587][CHARLEY]
[06:09.588]And what'll we do about getting publicity
[06:10.460]Run around town putting stickers on windows?
[06:10.461]
[06:10.462][FRANK]
[06:10.463]No, we'll use it but not with the long introduction...
[06:10.464]
[06:10.465][FRANK, CHARLEY, MARY & BETH]
[06:10.466]We'll worry about it on Sunday!
[06:10.467]
[06:10.889]We're opening doors
[06:11.668]Singing, "Here we are!"
[06:13.850]We're filling up days on a dime
[06:17.348]That faraway shore's looking not too far
[06:20.867]We're following every star—
[06:22.606]There's not enough time!
[06:26.014]
[06:26.485]We're banging on doors
[06:27.968]Shouting, "Here again!"
[06:29.482]We're risking it all on a dime
[06:32.901]That faraway shore's looking near again
[06:36.442]The only thing left is when
[06:38.091]We know we should count to ten—
[06:39.846]We haven't got time!
[06:43.355]We haven't got time!

作词 : Stephen Sondheim
作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
How's it going?

Good. You?

Fair

Yeah, tell me


Chinese laundry

Hi

Mary

Say hello

I think I got a job

Where?

True Romances

Posing?

Thank you
Writing captions

What about the book?

What about the book?

Nothing, are you working on your book?

Yes...
Good

No...

Mary—

Right, I know, yes, me and Balzac...

I finished the one-act

I got an audition—

I started the story

Rehearsal pianist

So where are we eating?
I'm moving to Playboy

The publisher called me

I'm doing a rewrite

My parents are coming

I saw My Fair Lady

I rewrote the rewrite

I sort of enjoyed it

I threw out the story

I'm meeting an agent

We'll all get together on Sunday
We're opening doors
Singing, "Here we are!"
We're filling up days on a dime
That faraway shore's
Looking not too far
We're following every star—
There's not enough time!

I called a producer

I sent off the one-act

I started the story

He said to come see him

I dropped out of college

I met this musician

I'm playing a nightclub
CHARLEY
They're doing my one-act!

I'm moving to Redbook

I rewrote the ballad
MARY
I finished the story

We started rehearsals

I threw out the story
And then the musician
I'm moving to Popular Science

We're opening doors
Singing, "Look who's here!"
Beginning to sail on a dime
That faraway shore's
Getting very near!
We haven't a thing to fear—
We haven't got time!

Bum-bum-bum-da-da da-da
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum bum-ba

How's it coming?

Good. You?

Done!

One minute...


Hamburg Heaven

Hi

Mary

Say hello

I got another job

Where?

"Chic"

What's that?

A brand-new concept:
Pop-up pictures

What about the book?

What about the book?

Did you give the publisher the book?

Yes...

Good

No...

Mary—

Look, I never—

Finished!

Let me call you back

Right

This is just a draft

Right

Probably it stinks

Right

I haven't had the time to do a polish—

Will you sing!

Right!

Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?
Suddenly I do...


They're always popping their cork—

I hate that line—

The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks
You gotta have a real taste for maniacs—
Suddenly I do!

That's great! That's swell!
The other stuff as well
It isn't every day I hear a score this strong
But fellas, if I may
There's only one thing wrong:
There's not a tune you can hum
There's not a tune you go bum-bum-bum-di-dum—
You need a tune to go bum-bum-bum-di-dum—
Give me a melody!
Why can't you throw 'em a crumb?
What's wrong with letting 'em tap their toes a bit?
I'll let you know when Stravinsky has a hit
Give me some melody!
Ah sure, I know
It's not that kind of show
But can't you have a score
That's sort of in between?
Look, play a little more
I'll show you what I mean!

Who wants to live in New York?
I always hated the dirt, the heat, the noise
But ever since I met you, I—

Listen, boys
Maybe it's me
But that's just not a
Hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mable melody!
Write more, work hard—
Leave your name with the girl
Less avant-garde—
Leave your name with the girl
Just write a plain old melodee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

They're stopping rehearsals
They ran out of money

We lasted one issue
My book was rejected

The nightclub was raided
I have to start coaching

My parents are coming

They screwed up the laundry

My wallet was stolen

I saw the musician

We're being evicted

I'm having a breakdown

We'll all get together on Sunday
They're slamming the doors
Singing, "Go away!"
It's less of a sail than a climb
That faraway shore's
Farther every day
We're learning to ricochet
We still have a lot to say...

You know what we'll do?

What?

We'll do a revue

What?

What?

We'll do a revue of our own!

What?

Where?

Why?

When?

Not just songs, but stories, scenes
Piano pieces, mime—

Yeah!

"Frankly Frank!"

A showcase of our own!

Where?

The club's reopening.

We'll write a lot of new stuff—

Rewrite old stuff—

What about the girl?

What about the girl?

Only that we're gonna need a girl

Well, Mary—

Thanks, I don't perform except at dinner


Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?

Thank you for coming
Next eight, please

They're always popping their cork—

Up a tone

The cops, the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks—

Up a tone

You gotta have a real taste for maniacs—

Thank you
You're hired

Oh!

I'm Beth

I'm Frank

I really thought I stank

I'm Mary

Charley

By the way
I'm told we open Saturday

What?!

You're not serious!

Nobody's ready!

Apparently somebody cancelled a booking

The songs aren't finished

And what about costumes?

And how do I learn all these numbers?

I'll bring you the copies of everything later this evening

Not to mention I still haven't
Finished the Synanon song or the Kennedy number...

Okay, but I'll have to have all the music
And Saturday I've got to sing at a wedding
Oh God, is there dancing, 'cause I'm not a dancer

You don't have to, we'll segue the
End of it into the dance we cut out...

And have we decided or not on the restaurant sketch?
I need two or three days at the least to replace it...

And what'll we do about getting publicity
Run around town putting stickers on windows?

No, we'll use it but not with the long introduction...

We'll worry about it on Sunday!
We're opening doors
Singing, "Here we are!"
We're filling up days on a dime
That faraway shore's looking not too far
We're following every star—
There's not enough time!
We're banging on doors
Shouting, "Here again!"
We're risking it all on a dime
That faraway shore's looking near again
The only thing left is when
We know we should count to ten—
We haven't got time!
We haven't got time!