[00:00.75]Boy: Hi!
[00:01.35]Girl: Hi!
[00:02.29]Boy: I'm a baby!
[00:02.86]Girl: What do you think I am, a loaf of bread?
[00:04.68]Boy: You could be, what do I know, I'm just born I'm a baby I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or what I'm just so glad to be here.
[00:10.59]Girl: Well, I'm a baby, too.
[00:11.96]Boy: Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it.
[00:13.60]Girl: What, are you scared?
[00:14.40]Boy: Yes, I am. I'm a little scared. I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet.
[00:19.29]Girl: What's that got to do with it?
[00:21.01]Boy: Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl you could beat me up, you think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
[00:24.66]Girl: What's a tooth?
[00:25.83]Boy: Search me! I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothin' yet!
[00:28.67]Girl: You think you're a girl?
[00:29.86]Boy: I don't know, I might be. I think I am, I've never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look around…hmmm, cute feet, small, dainty…yep, yep! I'm a girl, that's it! Girl time.
[00:40.28]Girl: Well what do you think I am?
[00:41.72]Boy: You? That's easy, you're a boy.
[00:43.75]Girl: You sure?
[00:44.50]Boy: Of course I'm sure, I'm alive already four or five minutes, right? I haven't been wrong yet!
[00:48.44]Girl: Gee, I don't feel like a boy.
[00:49.94]Boy: That's because you can't see yourself!
[00:51.94]Girl: Why, what do I look like?
[00:53.23]Boy: Bald. You're bald, fella. Bald, bald, bald. You're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald.
[00:59.18]Girl: So?
[00:59.95]Boy: So? Boys are bald and girls have hair.
[01:02.62]Girl: Are you sure?
[01:03.62]Boy: Of course I'm sure - who's bald, your mother or your father?
[01:05.42]Girl: My father.
[01:06.31]Boy: I rest my case.
[01:07.53]Girl: Hm. You're bald, too!
[01:08.86]Boy: You're kidding!
[01:09.58]Girl: No, I'm not -
[01:11.69]Boy: --Don't look!
[01:12.06]Girl: Why?
[01:12.60]Boy: (sigh) A bald girl, yuch, disgusting!
[01:12.96]Girl: Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl.
[01:16.14]Boy: There you go again, I told you I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy.
[01:19.93]Girl: I think you're wrong.
[01:20.87]Boy: I'm never wrong, what about shaving?
[01:21.67]Girl: What about it?
[01:23.10]Boy: You just shaved, right?
[01:24.00]Girl: Wrong.
[01:24.68]Boy: Exactly. And you know why? Because everyone's born with a clean shave, it's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't.
[01:31.06]Girl: So what does that prove?
[01:32.38]Boy: Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy.
[01:35.12]Girl: Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning.
[01:36.74]Boy: See, that proves it! Girls are patient, boys are impatient!
[01:39.54]Girl: Yeah? What else?
[01:40.68]Boy: Can you keep a secret?
[01:41.38]Girl: Absolutely.
[01:42.15]Boy: There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't.
[01:43.80]Girl: Mmm, go on.
[01:44.94]Boy: Are you afraid of mice?
[01:46.01]Girl: No.
[01:47.07]Boy: I am! I'm terrified of them! I hate them! Squeak, squeak, squeak! Whatta you wanna be when you grow up?
[01:50.54]Girl: A fireman.
[01:51.42]Boy: What'd I tell ya?
[01:52.11]Girl: How about you?
[01:52.94]Boy: A cocktail waitress! Does that prove anything to you?
[01:55.34]Girl: Hm, you must be right.
[01:56.68]Boy: I told you, I'm always right. You're the boy and I'm the girl.
[01:59.67]Girl: I guess so. (gasp) Oh, wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers.
[02:03.63]Boy: About time, too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life.
[02:06.90]Girl: Hey! Look at that!
[02:08.78]Boy: What?
[02:09.87]Girl: You see that? I am a girl! And you're a boy!
[02:13.89]Boy: Hey, it sure looks like it.
[02:15.77]Girl: What do you think of that?
[02:17.48]Boy: I can't understand it.
[02:18.63]Girl: Well, it sure goes to show ya…
[02:20.04]Boy: What?
[02:20.87]Girl: You can't judge a book by it's cover.
[02:22.66]Boy: (Laughs) What does that mean?
[02:24.28]Girl: How should I know, I'm only a baby.
[02:26.02]Boy: So am I. Goo.
[02:27.12]Girl: Goo.

Boy: Hi!
Girl: Hi!
Boy: I'm a baby!
Girl: What do you think I am, a loaf of bread?
Boy: You could be, what do I know, I'm just born I'm a baby I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or what I'm just so glad to be here.
Girl: Well, I'm a baby, too.
Boy: Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it.
Girl: What, are you scared?
Boy: Yes, I am. I'm a little scared. I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet.
Girl: What's that got to do with it?
Boy: Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl you could beat me up, you think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
Girl: What's a tooth?
Boy: Search me! I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothin' yet!
Girl: You think you're a girl?
Boy: I don't know, I might be. I think I am, I've never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look around…hmmm, cute feet, small, dainty…yep, yep! I'm a girl, that's it! Girl time.
Girl: Well what do you think I am?
Boy: You? That's easy, you're a boy.
Girl: You sure?
Boy: Of course I'm sure, I'm alive already four or five minutes, right? I haven't been wrong yet!
Girl: Gee, I don't feel like a boy.
Boy: That's because you can't see yourself!
Girl: Why, what do I look like?
Boy: Bald. You're bald, fella. Bald, bald, bald. You're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald.
Girl: So?
Boy: So? Boys are bald and girls have hair.
Girl: Are you sure?
Boy: Of course I'm sure - who's bald, your mother or your father?
Girl: My father.
Boy: I rest my case.
Girl: Hm. You're bald, too!
Boy: You're kidding!
Girl: No, I'm not -
Boy: --Don't look!
Girl: Why?
Boy: (sigh) A bald girl, yuch, disgusting!
Girl: Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl.
Boy: There you go again, I told you I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy.
Girl: I think you're wrong.
Boy: I'm never wrong, what about shaving?
Girl: What about it?
Boy: You just shaved, right?
Girl: Wrong.
Boy: Exactly. And you know why? Because everyone's born with a clean shave, it's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't.
Girl: So what does that prove?
Boy: Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy.
Girl: Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning.
Boy: See, that proves it! Girls are patient, boys are impatient!
Girl: Yeah? What else?
Boy: Can you keep a secret?
Girl: Absolutely.
Boy: There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't.
Girl: Mmm, go on.
Boy: Are you afraid of mice?
Girl: No.
Boy: I am! I'm terrified of them! I hate them! Squeak, squeak, squeak! Whatta you wanna be when you grow up?
Girl: A fireman.
Boy: What'd I tell ya?
Girl: How about you?
Boy: A cocktail waitress! Does that prove anything to you?
Girl: Hm, you must be right.
Boy: I told you, I'm always right. You're the boy and I'm the girl.
Girl: I guess so. (gasp) Oh, wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers.
Boy: About time, too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life.
Girl: Hey! Look at that!
Boy: What?
Girl: You see that? I am a girl! And you're a boy!
Boy: Hey, it sure looks like it.
Girl: What do you think of that?
Boy: I can't understand it.
Girl: Well, it sure goes to show ya…
Boy: What?
Girl: You can't judge a book by it's cover.
Boy: (Laughs) What does that mean?
Girl: How should I know, I'm only a baby.
Boy: So am I. Goo.
Girl: Goo.