[00:00.510]It sounds funny I know
[00:04.730]But it really is so
[00:08.370]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[00:18.530]I'm my own grandpa
[00:22.920]I'm my own grandpa
[00:26.770]It sounds funny I know
[00:29.110]But it really is so
[00:31.180]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[00:36.110]Oh, many, many years ago
[00:38.100]When I was twenty-three
[00:40.300]I was married to a widow
[00:42.280]Who was pretty as can be
[00:44.710]This widow had a grown-up daughter
[00:47.370]Who had hair of red
[00:49.090]My father fell in love with her
[00:51.390]And soon the two were wed
[00:53.410]This made my dad my son-in-law
[00:55.770]And changed my very life
[00:57.680]For my daughter was my mother
[00:59.660]'Cause she was my father's wife
[01:01.580]To complicate the matter
[01:04.100]Though it really brought me joy
[01:06.260]I soon became the father
[01:08.210]Of a bouncing baby boy
[01:10.640]This little baby then became
[01:13.070]A brother-in-law to Dad
[01:14.920]And so became my uncle
[01:17.400]Though it made me very sad
[01:19.280]For if he was my uncle
[01:21.350]Then that also made him brother
[01:23.360]Of the widow's grown-up daughter
[01:25.700]Who of course is my step-mother
[01:28.120]I'm my own grandpa
[01:32.220]I'm my own grandpa
[01:36.140]It sounds funny I know
[01:38.480]But it really is so
[01:40.620]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[01:45.260]My father's wife then had a son
[01:47.450]Who kept them on the run
[01:49.370]And he became my grandchild
[01:51.790]For he was my daughter's son
[01:53.810]My wife is now my mother's mother
[01:56.360]And it makes me blue
[01:58.020]Because although she is my wife
[02:00.500]She's my grandmother too
[02:02.380]I'm my own grandpa
[02:06.530]I'm my own grandpa
[02:10.260]It sounds funny I know
[02:12.600]But it really is so
[02:16.920]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[02:26.240]Now if my wife is my grandmother
[02:29.160]Then I'm her grandchild
[02:31.000]And every time I think of it
[02:33.920]It nearly drives me wild
[02:35.410]For now I have become
[02:37.070]The strangest case you ever saw
[02:39.410]As husband of my grandma
[02:41.790]I am my own grandpa
[02:43.900]I'm my own grandpa
[02:47.870]I'm my own grandpa
[02:51.820]It sounds funny I know
[02:54.360]But it really is so
[02:56.580]Oh, I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa