[00:04.14]Yeah, yeah
[00:05.71]If I didn't have you
[00:11.02]If I didn't have you to hold me tight
[00:14.31](If I didn't have you)
[00:15.48]If I didn't have you to lie with at night
[00:18.68](When I'm feeling blue)
[00:19.84]If I didn't have you to share my sights
[00:23.06](Share my sights)
[00:24.12]And to kiss me and dry my tears when
[00:27.31]I cry Well
[00:28.66]I really think that I would...
[00:31.76]Have somebody else (If I didn't have you)
[00:37.40]If I didn't have you, someone else would do
[00:41.66]Your love is one in a million (One in a million)
[00:45.62]You couldn't buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
[00:49.82]But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other possible loves
[00:55.14]Statistically, some of them would be equally nice
[00:58.17](Equally nice)
[00:58.99]Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you
[01:03.14]Or dumber but better at sport or tracing
[01:08.28]I'm just saying (I really think that I would)
[01:10.47]Probably (Have somebody else)
[01:15.34]Yeah (If I didn't have you)
[01:16.68]If I didn't have you someone else would do
[01:19.87](Someone else would surely do)
[01:20.98]If I were a rich man
[01:23.23]Diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-ee
[01:25.58]I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model
[01:27.55]Or a rellie of the Royals or a Kennedy
[01:29.51]Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress
[01:32.09]To a large chain of hotels
[01:33.92]If I were a rich man, maybe
[01:35.72]I would fiddle
[01:36.47]Fiddle-diddle-diddle with the rich man girls
[01:39.02]I'm not saying that
[01:40.10]I'd not love you if
[01:40.73]I was wealthy or handsome
[01:42.40]But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
[01:44.77]And if I had a different rod
[01:46.09]I would concievably land some
[01:47.66]Even though
[01:48.42]I am fiscally consistantly pitiable
[01:50.30]And considerably less
[01:51.43]Brad Pitt than
[01:52.12]Brad Pitiful
[01:53.14]Am I really so poor and ugly
[01:54.59]That you reckon only you could possibly love me?
[01:56.56]And I (Really think that I would)
[01:58.44]Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
[02:04.51]If I didn't have you, someone else would do
[02:07.81](Someone else would surely do)
[02:08.81]And look,
[02:09.03]I'm not undervaluing what we've got when
[02:10.79]I say That given the role chaos inevitably
[02:13.09]Plays in the inherently flawed notion of "fate"
[02:15.57]It's obtuse to deduce that
[02:17.03]I've found my soulmate at the age of seventeen
[02:18.69]It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in
[02:22.41]Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on
[02:25.21]Earth specifically designed for me
[02:26.85]And if I may conjecture a further objection,
[02:29.36]love is nothing to do with destined perfection
[02:31.62]The connection is strengthened, the affection simply
[02:34.27]grows over time
[02:35.65]Like a flower
[02:36.59]Or a mushroom
[02:37.43]Or a guinea pig
[02:38.42]Or a vine
[02:39.50]Or a sponge
[02:40.37]Or bigotry ...
[02:42.60]Or a banana
[02:44.16]And love is made more powerful
[02:45.56]By the ongoing drama of shared experience
[02:47.99]And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy or...
[02:51.41]Something
[02:52.97]So I trust it would go without saying
[02:54.73]That I would feel really very sad
[02:56.60]If tomorrow you were to fall off something high
[02:59.13]Or catch something bad
[03:01.03]But I'm just saying
[03:02.41]I don't think you're special
[03:04.67]I-I mean,
[03:05.68]I think your special
[03:06.74]But you fall within a bell curve
[03:10.07]I mean, I'm just saying
[03:11.40]I (Really think that I would)
[03:12.31]Probably (Have somebody else)
[03:14.55]I think you are unique and beautiful (Unique and beaut)
[03:18.56]You make me happy just by being around (Being around)
[03:23.06]But objectively, you would have to agree that baby when
[03:26.56]I found you
[03:27.89]Options were relatively thin on the ground
[03:30.83](Thin on the ground)
[03:31.91]You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
[03:35.81]And maybe more open to spanking or table tennis
[03:41.54]I'm just saying (Really think that I would)
[03:42.98]Probably (Have somebody else)
[03:44.89]I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if, for example
[03:47.57]My first girlfriend,
[03:48.74]Jackie, hadn't dumped me
[03:50.09]After I kissed
[03:50.95]Winston's ex-girlfriend
[03:51.94]Neah at Steph's party back in 1993
[03:54.38]And our variables would probably have been
[03:56.50]Altered by the absence of that event
[03:58.78]To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative
[04:01.32]In which we don't meet
[04:02.86]Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
[04:06.68]Where what is is not as it is and
[04:08.58]I am not your husband and you are not my wife
[04:10.58]And I am a stuntman living in
[04:12.61]LA Married to a small, blonde
[04:14.36]Portuguese skier
[04:15.30]Who, when she's not training
[04:16.55]Does abstract painting
[04:17.61]Practices yoga
[04:18.74]And brews her own beer
[04:19.86]And really like making home movies
[04:21.88]And suffers neck down alopecia
[04:28.80]But with all my heart and all my mind,
[04:30.93]I know one thing is true
[04:32.99]I have just one life and just one love and, my love,
[04:36.03]That love is you
[04:36.87]And if it wasn't for you,
[04:39.21]Darling you (Really think that I would)
[04:41.93]Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
[04:48.23]If I didn't have you someone else would surely do
[04:56.96]

Yeah, yeah
If I didn't have you
If I didn't have you to hold me tight
(If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you to lie with at night
(When I'm feeling blue)
If I didn't have you to share my sights
(Share my sights)
And to kiss me and dry my tears when
I cry Well
I really think that I would...
Have somebody else (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you, someone else would do
Your love is one in a million (One in a million)
You couldn't buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other possible loves
Statistically, some of them would be equally nice
(Equally nice)
Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you
Or dumber but better at sport or tracing
I'm just saying (I really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
Yeah (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you someone else would do
(Someone else would surely do)
If I were a rich man
Diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-ee
I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model
Or a rellie of the Royals or a Kennedy
Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress
To a large chain of hotels
If I were a rich man, maybe
I would fiddle
Fiddle-diddle-diddle with the rich man girls
I'm not saying that
I'd not love you if
I was wealthy or handsome
But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
And if I had a different rod
I would concievably land some
Even though
I am fiscally consistantly pitiable
And considerably less
Brad Pitt than
Brad Pitiful
Am I really so poor and ugly
That you reckon only you could possibly love me?
And I (Really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you, someone else would do
(Someone else would surely do)
And look,
I'm not undervaluing what we've got when
I say That given the role chaos inevitably
Plays in the inherently flawed notion of "fate"
It's obtuse to deduce that
I've found my soulmate at the age of seventeen
It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in
Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on
Earth specifically designed for me
And if I may conjecture a further objection,
love is nothing to do with destined perfection
The connection is strengthened, the affection simply
grows over time
Like a flower
Or a mushroom
Or a guinea pig
Or a vine
Or a sponge
Or bigotry ...
Or a banana
And love is made more powerful
By the ongoing drama of shared experience
And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy or...
Something
So I trust it would go without saying
That I would feel really very sad
If tomorrow you were to fall off something high
Or catch something bad
But I'm just saying
I don't think you're special
I-I mean,
I think your special
But you fall within a bell curve
I mean, I'm just saying
I (Really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
I think you are unique and beautiful (Unique and beaut)
You make me happy just by being around (Being around)
But objectively, you would have to agree that baby when
I found you
Options were relatively thin on the ground
(Thin on the ground)
You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
And maybe more open to spanking or table tennis
I'm just saying (Really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if, for example
My first girlfriend,
Jackie, hadn't dumped me
After I kissed
Winston's ex-girlfriend
Neah at Steph's party back in 1993
And our variables would probably have been
Altered by the absence of that event
To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative
In which we don't meet
Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
Where what is is not as it is and
I am not your husband and you are not my wife
And I am a stuntman living in
LA Married to a small, blonde
Portuguese skier
Who, when she's not training
Does abstract painting
Practices yoga
And brews her own beer
And really like making home movies
And suffers neck down alopecia
But with all my heart and all my mind,
I know one thing is true
I have just one life and just one love and, my love,
That love is you
And if it wasn't for you,
Darling you (Really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you someone else would surely do