[00:00.000] 作曲 : Leonard Bernstein
[00:04.549]Let us review
[00:06.278]Lesson eleven!
[00:08.113]Paragraph two
[00:10.111]Axion seven
[00:11.929]Once one dismisses
[00:13.558]The rest of all possible worlds
[00:15.779]One finds that this is
[00:17.192]The best of all possible worlds!
[00:19.522]Once one dismisses
[00:20.935]The rest of all possible worlds
[00:23.230]One finds that this is
[00:24.570]The best of all possible worlds!
[00:29.203]Pray classify
[00:31.038]Pigeons and camels
[00:33.097]Pigeons can fly!
[00:34.826]Camels are mammals!
[00:36.789]There is a reason
[00:38.363]For everything under the sun!
[00:40.430]There is a reason
[00:41.916]For everything under the sun!
[00:44.406]Objection!
[00:46.739]What about snakes?
[00:48.658]Snakes!
[00:50.370]'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
[00:52.249]Because of snake we now believe
[00:54.138]That though depraved
[00:55.669]We can be saved
[00:56.162]From hellfire and damnation
[00:58.108](Because of snake's temptation!)
[00:59.761]If snake had not seduced our lot
[01:01.655]And primed us for salvation
[01:03.590]Jehova could not pardon all
[01:05.363]The sins that we call cardinal
[01:07.251]Involving bed and bottle!
[01:08.969]Now onto Aristotle!
[01:12.358]Mankind is one
[01:13.836]All men are brothers!
[01:15.760]As you'd have done
[01:17.632]Do unto others
[01:19.505]It's understood in
[01:21.170]This best of all possible worlds--
[01:23.453]All's for the good in
[01:24.822]This best of all possible worlds!
[01:27.620]Objection!
[01:29.583]What about war?
[01:31.831]War!
[01:33.228]Though war may seem a bloody curse
[01:35.119]It is a blessing in reverse
[01:37.210]When canon roar
[01:38.019]Both rich and poor
[01:39.115]By danger are united!
[01:40.818](Till every wrong is righted!)
[01:42.679]Philosophers make evident
[01:44.595]The point that I have cited
[01:46.324]'Tis war makes equal -- as it were --
[01:48.286]The noble and the commoner
[01:50.132]Thus war improves relations!
[01:51.851]Now onto conjugations!
[01:54.858]Amo, amas,
[01:56.793]Amat, amamus!
[01:58.484]Amo, amas,
[02:00.582]Amat, amamus!
[02:02.444]Proving that this is
[02:04.010]The best of all possible worlds
[02:06.340]With love and kisses [blows a kiss]
[02:07.752]The best of all possible worlds!
[02:09.951]Quod erat demunstrandum!/Proving that this is
[02:11.289]The best of all possible worlds/QED!
[02:13.338]With love and kisses [blows a kiss]/Amo, amas,
[02:15.221]The best of all possible worlds!/Amat amamus!
[02:17.169]Quod erat demunstrandum!
[02:19.203]QED!
[02:20.760]Quod erat demunstrandum
[02:22.610]In this best of all
[02:23.752]Possible, possible, possible worlds!
[02:29.305]Quod erat demunstrandum!
[02:31.159]Q!
[02:32.719]E!
[02:34.329]D!!!!!!!!!!!

作曲 : Leonard Bernstein
Let us review
Lesson eleven!
Paragraph two
Axion seven
Once one dismisses
The rest of all possible worlds
One finds that this is
The best of all possible worlds!
Once one dismisses
The rest of all possible worlds
One finds that this is
The best of all possible worlds!
Pray classify
Pigeons and camels
Pigeons can fly!
Camels are mammals!
There is a reason
For everything under the sun!
There is a reason
For everything under the sun!
Objection!
What about snakes?
Snakes!
'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
Because of snake we now believe
That though depraved
We can be saved
From hellfire and damnation
(Because of snake's temptation!)
If snake had not seduced our lot
And primed us for salvation
Jehova could not pardon all
The sins that we call cardinal
Involving bed and bottle!
Now onto Aristotle!
Mankind is one
All men are brothers!
As you'd have done
Do unto others
It's understood in
This best of all possible worlds--
All's for the good in
This best of all possible worlds!
Objection!
What about war?
War!
Though war may seem a bloody curse
It is a blessing in reverse
When canon roar
Both rich and poor
By danger are united!
(Till every wrong is righted!)
Philosophers make evident
The point that I have cited
'Tis war makes equal -- as it were --
The noble and the commoner
Thus war improves relations!
Now onto conjugations!
Amo, amas,
Amat, amamus!
Amo, amas,
Amat, amamus!
Proving that this is
The best of all possible worlds
With love and kisses
The best of all possible worlds!
Quod erat demunstrandum!/Proving that this is
The best of all possible worlds/QED!
With love and kisses /Amo, amas,
The best of all possible worlds!/Amat amamus!
Quod erat demunstrandum!
QED!
Quod erat demunstrandum
In this best of all
Possible, possible, possible worlds!
Quod erat demunstrandum!
Q!
E!
D!!!!!!!!!!!